Tuesday Twits: Sequestered Flights

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Remember the fiscal cliff? The nation’s credit downgrade? The sequester? Republicans apparently do not recall these events of their own making. News this week that budget sequestering will finally impact the Federal Aviation Administration, in turn causing flight delays at the nation’s airports, is being treated as some kind of mysterious event that can only be explained by presidential ineptitude. Who could have foreseen the furloughing of the air traffic controllers?!

Speaker of the House John Boehner is not only very bad at his job, he also seems to think that federal activities are magical unicorns on which budget cuts should have no effect. This magical thinking is echoed by lesser-known idiots from his caucus:

Another common theme is that this might have been avoided if only the President had agreed to privatize Social Security and cut “wasteful spending.” We have written about Steve Stockman before:

Ironic, isn’t it, how “wasteful spending” never includes things important to rich white guys traveling back and forth from the Washington pig trough?

The FAA is not the only federal agency expecting furloughs. At least 20,000 employees of federal courts will be sent home unpaid for sixteen days. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says that every employee can expect four furlough days between now and the height of hurricane season in September. What these politicians are actually saying is that flights which leave on time are somehow essential to American life, whereas giving every child a slot in Head Start is not. They could not have made their real priorities more plain.

Monday Moron: Lindsey Graham

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Lindsey Graham is an Air Force Reserve JAG officer, the senior US Senator from South Carolina, and a moron. Here is a partial list of dumb things he has done or said:

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Thursday Threatcon: Elvis Has Left The Building

Kevin Curtis, Mississippi weirdo arrested for sending ricin-tainted mail

It’s Thursday Threatcon, your intelligence briefing on right wing activity. Below are the best reports, investigations, exposées, and debunkery of the wingnutosphere this week. Due to the abundance of things going boom, the threat level is BURNT ORANGE.

  • Paul Kevin Curtis was arrested yesterday for sending ricin-tainted letters to the President and a Mississippi senator. Like Seth Allen, his motives appear more insane than political. According to his Facebook page, he is an Elvis and country music impersonator, Ted Nugent fan, martial artist, and chemtrails conspiracy theorist. Mr. Curtis has also written a Ripoff Report on Tupelo’s North Mississippi Medical Center, where he was fired (he claims) for blowing the whistle on human body-parts trafficking. No, really, he’s got a manifesto
  • We remember when Neal Rauhauser was a pretty good climate blogger, and his Iowa farm boy credentials are impeccable. Analyzing the scene of the Waco fertilizer explosion, he remarks that “ammonia will burn, but only if you coax it.” Something else, such a as a propane tank, had to burn first
  • At Salon, Gary May deconstructs the sudden wave of Republican concern with imaginary voter fraud and correctly calls it a work-around against landmark civil rights laws
  • Disgraced Navy chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt is telling his homophobia-project’s volunteers that the homosexual agenda is to tax heterosexuals and subsidize homosexuals. We predict this meme will catch on with homophobes in the sovereign citizen “movement”
  • LA Deputy District Attorney John Patrick Frey will be in court today to answer Nadia Naffe’s lawsuit. We expect Frey will have more success winning the case in his blog than in court
  • As we reported this week, Frey also blamed our own Bill Schmalfeldt for the failed SWATing attempt on Erik Rush. Our reactions to Frey’s famewhoring are here and here
  • We finally have a copy of Kimberlin-obsessive W.J.J. Hoge’s lawsuit against three John Does; Nemesis mocks it here
  • According to a study published this month in the Journal of Religion & Health, belief in an angry god is correlated with higher rates of mental illness
  • Marco Rubio is trying to extinguish a flameup of Team Breitbart blogstupid regarding so-called “MarcoPhones.” Michelle Malkin claims that immigration reform legislation includes a giveaway of free cell phones to undocumented border-crossers
  • At Media Matters, Matt Gertz relates how right wing blogger Jim Hoft doxed the Saudi national who was injured in Tuesday’s Boston Marathon blast, helping to drive the Islamophobes nuts
  • Paul Abrams notes that state-level Republican efforts to restrict voting are mirrored by DC Republicans preventing new gun regulations and asks: “is pulling the trigger more fundamental to democracy than pulling the lever?” We think this is exactly the right question
  • Finally, we include this clip of CNN National Security Analyst Peter Bergen suggesting the possibility that the Boston Marathon bombing was an act of right wing terrorism. We suggest the injured reactions of right wing bloggers to this statement are all too telling
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WJJ Hoge’s Frivolity Manifests in Frivolous Lawsuit

maybe he has the look, but that's it

maybe he has the look, but that’s it

WJJ Hoge is a narcissist like his friends Stranahan, Walker and Frey. Sadly, he’s also a transparently incompetent narcissist who feels he is somehow entitled to jam the court system with pathetic lawsuits claiming all manner of foggy damages for deeds done to him which he just knows in his heart of hearts should be laid at the feet of Brett Kimberlin.

Despite naming Doe, Roe and Poe as defendants, Mr. Hoge is clearly aiming at Kimberlin in what has to be one of the most amateurish, ridiculous lawsuits we’ve ever read. It isn’t often that reading a lawsuit makes us laugh hysterically like this one did.

First we have the claim of intentional emotional distress, allegedly linked to a mean comment someone made on the Internetz.

OH NO, SOMEONE WAS MEAN ON THE INTERNET??? CALL THE INTERNET POLICE RIGHT AWAY!

The backstory: Someone left a mean comment via a Brazilian IP address, which Hoge KNOWS IS BRETT KIMBERLIN. HE KNOWS IT, PEOPLE. And goddamnit, he’s going to make that guy pay. You see, it must be Kimberlin, because Hoggy was writing about him in 2012, and everyone knows Kimberlin hates to be written about.

Here’s what Hoggy thinks happened. Hoggy wrote a post on October 29, 2012 about his new obsession, Brett Kimberlin. He went through Kimberlin’s 990s and posted his analysis of them, along with Kimberlin’s business interests. For all of Hoggy’s efforts to preserve free speech, you see, he just doesn’t believe Brett Kimberlin should be entitled to the same rights. In Hoggy’s mind, a felony means you’re stripped of citizenship. Unless you’re conservative. Like, say, James O’Keefe.

Obsession is a strange thing. On October 29, 2012, while the rest of the Eastern Seaboard is battening down the hatches in anticipation of one of the worst storms to hit that area in 100 years – Hurricane Sandy – Hoge is calling the cops to warn them that a commenter posting from an IP address in Brazil said something mean and now he’s afraaaaaaid.

Priorities.

The funniest thing about this lawsuit is Hoggy’s transparent effort to try to paint Brett Kimberlin with this comment not as a commenter, but as the “supervisor or employer” of the commenter. Because every day people post blog comments under fake identities and are paid to do it. Especially threats. Those come with a higher fee.

Hoggy, we have news for you. You don’t get to make allegations just because they can spew out of your mouth like projectile vomit. You have to have evidence. Actual, real, honest-to-god evidence. It’s not enough to say you think someone did something. There must be concrete ties to the actual evidence.

Once again, we shall show Hoggy the actual EVIDENCE

It’s simple to do. Anyone can do it. You first take that IP address – 50.115.175.148 – and run a WhoIs search to see who it is!

In this case, that IP resolves to a nameserver for holyis.com which runs a virtual host on a Cloudflare server in Kansas somewhere.

Next you want to know who Holyis.com is, right? Ok, here’s the record.

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Bomb Threat Delays Vindication Of Bill Schmalfeldt, Who Then Gets Blamed For A Failed SWATing

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Perhaps we should have seen it coming. Yesterday, on the same morning that our own Bill Schmalfeldt had expected to receive his nolle prosequis and get on with his life, someone called in a bomb threat to the Carroll County Courthouse.

Sheriff’s officials said Circuit Court officials got an anonymous phone call around 8:30 a.m. claiming that an explosive device had been left in one of the court buildings. Courthouse officials said the threat was not specific.

The Circuit and District court buildings were evacuated and closed for the day.

Traffic within the immediate area, including Court Street, Greenwood Avenue, Willis Street and the surrounding alleyways, was detoured while law enforcement personnel inspected the buildings using bomb-detecting K-9 teams and X-ray equipment.

We will continue to report this story. In the meantime, we also took note of Los Angeles Deputy DA John Patrick Frey aka @Patterico’s blog post last night which blames Schmalfeldt for the failed SWATting of Erik Rush. Breezing past the delirious connections of his conspiracy theory, the paid public servant who doxed Nadia Naffe for reporting her rape attempt by James O’Keefe dismisses all objections as “conspiracy theory.” Furthermore, this man who puts people in prison for a living insists that via Schmalfeldt, Brett Kimberlin is somehow responsible for the 911 dispatchers calling Rush to see if he was okay:

According to Coloradoan.com, an individual claiming to be Rush called Fort Collins police Monday at about 5 p.m., reporting that two men wielding AK-47 rifles were firing rounds inside his home. But with no additional calls reporting the gunshots and because the call came to 911 through a third-party relay service, police dispatchers were suspicious. Rush was contacted by police via his home phone and confirmed that the call was fake.

We expect Deputy DA Frey, who has power to get people executed by the state of California, to blame Schmalfeldt for yesterday morning’s bomb threat at any minute by ascribing an elaborate motive for Bill to delay his own vindication. In the meantime, here are a couple of the usual suspects chiming in:

Welcome to the new conspiracy theory, same as the old conspiracy theory. Now with extra stupid! We challenge Mr. Frey, paid servant of the people of Los Angeles, to obtain the 911 audio of Rush’s phone call so that the voice thereon may be compared to Schmalfeldt’s podcast voice, and perhaps some other voices besides. Aaron Walker should release the audio of his own alleged SWATing for the same purposes.

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Mark Sanford, Serial Trespasser?

Naughty, naughty Mark

Naughty, naughty Mark

We love the smell of implosions in the morning. Apparently tired of hiking the Appalachian Trail, Mark Sanford has turned to creeping over at ex-wife Jenny Sanford’s place, despite a court order barring either one of them from entering the other’s home uninvited. What was he thinking?

Jenny is pouring on the Southern charm, but underneath, there’s a glowing core of suppressed anger, bless her heart.

“I am doing my best not to get in the way of his race,” Jenny Sanford told the AP. “I want him to sink or swim on his own. For the sake of my children I’m trying my best not to get in the way, but he makes things difficult for me when he does things like trespassing.”

We can understand why Jenny might want Mark to win his race. That way he can go to Washington, DC and she won’t worry about him creeping around her house after hours.

Patterico John Patrick Frey’s Selective Prosecutions, Erik Rush, and Justice

It’s another episode of “As the Right Wing Turns”, gentle readers. This episode features Patterico aka John Patrick Frey, who is about to face Nadia Naffe in court on Thursday over her lawsuit concerning Frey’s conduct with regard to her personal information.

Frey, who claims he doesn’t act in any “official capacity” when he blogs, forgets that claim when it comes to being the attack dog to protect Islamophobes who outright call for the death of all Muslims. Patterico whines:

Kimberlin and his supporters — including Neal Rauhauser and Bill Schmalfeldt — have badly harassed Kimberlin’s critics. After I wrote about Kimberlin’s past in October 2010, Kimberlin and his supporters launched a harassment campaign against me and other critics of Kimberlin’s, including: harassment of wives and family members; publication of home addresses and pictures of people’s homes; frivolous workplace complaints; the filing or threatening of frivolous lawsuits; frivolous applications for restraining orders; outing people’s identities; whisper campaigns; frivolous claims and reports to law enforcement of criminal wrongdoing; frivolous State Bar complaints or threats to file State Bar complaints; publication of a photo of a nude man that was falsely claimed to be a photo of the victim; defamation; daily abusive name-calling; and other harassment.

Why yes, Mr. Deputy District Attorney, that “bad harassment” has been so bloody awful that every single attempt on the part of you and your compatriots to get the courts to recognize it has been summarily denied. Awful, awful harassment indeed. But enough about you. Let’s talk about your conduct. Particularly your online conduct. There’s a pattern there, one we believe investigators in the District Attorney’s office should know about.

On April 18th, John Patrick Frey will have to appear before a judge and defend his indefensible abuse of power with regard to how he bullied Nadia Naffe. Please read the paragraph we quoted above once again. It’s quite official-sounding, isn’t it? Almost sounds like a prosecutor’s argument. According to Naffe’s complaint, Frey demonstrates a pattern of conduct of using his official position to intimidate others and elevate himself because of his official standing. One might even see that in tonight’s post, where he offers his “services” to Erik Rush. We quote:

That’s five people who have now been SWATted who were either critics of Brett Kimberlin, or did something to upset an associate or friend of his.

Mmmmhmmm. Erik Rush wasn’t SWATted at all, but we will leave that aside for now. He goes on:

None of this is an accusation of any sort. I don’t know who is responsible for the SWATting of Erik Rush, or any other SWATtings, with certainty. However, I think the investigators on Rush’s case should be aware of the above facts. I will be sending him a link to this post, and will be happy to speak to him or his investigators further at any time.

We’re sure Frey wasn’t accusing Nadia Naffe of lying about James O’Keefe and wasn’t accusing her of anything when he posted a deposition he obtained and posted online. No, no, just a concerned citizen. Here’s what Naffe thinks about what he did, according to her complaint against Frey:

The inquiry into whether an official is acting under color of state law “‘turns on the nature and circumstance of the officer’s conduct and the relationship of that conduct to the performance of his official duties.’” Anderson v. Warner, 451 F.3d 1063, 1068 (9th Cir. 2006), quoting Martinez v. Colon, 54 F.3d 980, 986 (1st Cir.1995). An official acts under color of state law when “he abuses the position given to him by the State.” Atkins, 487 U.S. at 50. In Anderson v. Warner, the Ninth Circuit set forth a three part test to determine whether a § 1983 defendant is acting under color of state law:

First, the defendant’s action must have been performed while the officer is acting, purporting, or pretending to act in the performance of his or her official duties. Second, the officer’s pretense of acting in the performance of his duties must have had the purpose and effect of influencing the behavior of others. Third, the challenged conduct must be related in some meaningful way either to the officer’s governmental status or to the performance of his duties.

Three tests, all relating to conduct. Now let’s have a look at the conduct she alleges:

Through his own blog posts, Defendant Frey made clear that “Patterico’s Pontifications” (“Patterico”) was the product of a Deputy District Attorney. FAC ¶ 10. In fact, Frey explicitly acknowledged that “Patterico’s Pontifications” was linked to his position as a Deputy District Attorney. Id. ¶10(n). In a September 9, 2009 blog post entitled “Patterico Banned at the L.A. Times???,” Frey wrote “[a]re they banning all Deputy District Attorneys? Or just the ones that make them look like fools on a daily basis?” Id. (emphasis added). Frey’s own words indicate that Patterico is an expressive outlet for Frey’s official work as a Deputy District Attorney and shows that Frey perceived any purported ban on Patterico to also be an attack on Frey’s position as Deputy District Attorney. And based on Frey’s repeated reference to his position as a prosecutor, this is precisely how other media outlets viewed “Patterico’s Pontifications.” Id. ¶15. Additionally, Frey repeatedly invoked his position as a prosecutor to lend substance and weight to his opinions.

Patterico has a long running history and visible web presence as the work product of a Deputy District Attorney. Frey simultaneously disclaims his position as a Deputy District Attorney to avoid liability and invokes it to seek credibility and issue threats of criminal investigation. Against this backdrop, Defendant Frey issued statements to Ms. Naffe, which a reasonable person could infer were threats to investigate and prosecute or to influence others prosecutors (including federal prosecutors) to do so. Frey only uttered such threats to Ms. Naffe after she informed Frey that she would report him to the District Attorney’s Office and the State Bar.

Because Frey’s online persona, found through “Patterico’s Pontifications” and on Twitter with @patterico, was a digital extension of his real life role as Deputy District Attorney, Frey acted under color of state law when he threatened to investigate Ms. Naffe for criminal misconduct and then retaliated against when he published her Social Security number and other private data on his blog.

And once again, that same pattern of conduct exists with respect to his “offer” to Erik Rush to speak to investigators “any time” about people who have absolutely no connection to recent events in Boston or near Rush’s residence. Despite Frey’s protestations in his response to Naffe’s complaint about how prosecutors do not conduct their business online, it is unrealistic to believe that his position as prosecutor has no bearing on his influence on others when interacting online. Would a district court judge be permitted to opine online in such a way, while informing observers that he was, in fact, a district court judge? No. That would violate the code of judicial conduct. Frey’s position as Deputy District Attorney is one he touts as a way to wield wider and deeper influence and trust with those who interact with him.

We at BreitbartUnmasked wonder why, in his hysteria over the SWATting that wasn’t anything of the kind, Mr. Frey neglected to mention the closure of the Carroll County Courthouse on the very day nuisance complaints against Neal Rauhauser, Brett Kimberlin and Bill Schmalfeldt were to be dismissed. Would it have proven contradictory to his online prosecution of Kimberlin, Schmalfeldt and Rauhauser? We believe so, yes.

Sheriff’s officials said Circuit Court officials got an anonymous phone call around 8:30 a.m. claiming that an explosive device had been left in one of the court buildings. Courthouse officials said the threat was not specific.

What interesting timing. Look at the scheduled time for the hearing when the dismissal was to have taken place:

Cancelled due to bomb threat

Cancelled due to bomb threat

Where is Patterico’s outrage? Why isn’t he calling the tip line and sharing all of his information with them? It was, after all, a bomb threat. This particular bomb threat, however, didn’t fit Frey’s case before his audience. Why would Brett Kimberlin shut down a courthouse when he was about to have cases dismissed in that very courthouse? Of course he wouldn’t. It’s not in his self-interest, nor is it John Patrick Frey’s interest to mention the coincidental timing of a very serious incident.

Please note: We aren’t accusing anyone related to the case scheduled on Tuesday of calling in the threat, and we’re quite certain an investigation will turn up the culprit. We simply find it fascinating that John Patrick Frey is quick to invoke Brett Kimberlin’s name when he can associate him with a smear and a bomb, but not quite so fast to mention situations that contradict his prosecutorial arguments against Kimberlin, et al.

We wish Nadia Naffe luck on Thursday as she stands up to the bully who robbed her of over one year of her life in order to protect a lying weasel who actually should be prosecuted instead of held up as some kind of hero.