Washington Cathedral

The woman who went viral last week for her crazy Monster energy drink conspiracy theory just became a hero to millions hundreds of Islamaphobic right-wingers desperate to ban non-Christian prayers at the National Cathedral.

Christine Weick was caught on video disrupting a Muslim prayer service being held at the National Cathedral last Friday, November 14th.

You see, she told conspiracy website WorldNetDaily, God made her “invisible” so she could sneak past security and deliver her message to the stunned audience. Weick explained that God had called her to make the 400 mile drive to interrupt the prayer service. God, of course, gave her a “thumbs up” from a “strange” clapping woman along her 400 mile drive from Tennessee to D.C.

Of course, God then got her past security. Not quite sure what to do next, she hid in the bathroom praying over and over again before she realized that she had become “invisible.”

When she was sure she was visible again, she waited for the Imam to call for prayer. Then Weick stood up and shouted:

“Jesus Christ died on that cross. He is the reason we are to worship only Him. Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior,” she said. “We have built …allowed you your mosques in this country. Why don’t you worship in your mosques and leave our churches alone? We are a country founded on Christian principles.”

This is not the first time Weick has been “called” to do things in the name of God. In fact, she has lost many friends and family members to her wildly offensive religious demonstrations. But that doesn’t mean she’s going to stop, she told World Net Daily. No siree:

“I have a son and a daughter, and they disowned me. I took a stand against gay marriage and I lost them. That is my heartache. And it hurts me so much. And I wonder what they think now when they see me on the news.”

Weick said she doesn’t know what her next “assignment” will be, but she knows now she can tackle almost anything.

“I told the Lord last night, ‘OK, you can take me now,’ but I don’t know,” she said. “I think He may have other plans for me, per Jeremiah 29: 11.”

Be prepared to see this woman recruited for a senator spot in 2016.  Or at least a television spot. I’m pretty certain she could give Sarah Palin a run for her money in terms of doing things that are outlandish, crazy and just plain offensive.

h/t Dangerous Minds