Right on cue, one day after defending convicted con artist Paul Lemmen’s dubious claims to be an ordained Orthodox priest, William Hoge of Maryland indicated that he still pays entirely too much attention to Kelsie Kimberlin, the teenage daughter of his chief obsession.

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Remember, this is the girl whose family, personal life, and budding music career were destroyed when Hoge and his sociopathic friends colluded to suborn perjury from her mother. Playing his accustomed role as unlicensed Maryland attorney, Aaron Walker of Virginia wrote up a steamy BDSM rape fantasy and actually submitted it to a state court in her name. Not content with mere perjury, Walker contacted Agent Dan Borsuk of the FBI and told him where and when to interview Tetyana Kimberlin to have her confirm it. She had just returned from a weeks-long, out-of-state romantic affair, and was in the middle of her ensuing marital dispute with Mr. Kimberlin, when Borsuk showed up for her custody interview with Child Protective Services. The unspoken message: endorse this perjury and you can have your children.

Tetyana understandably balked and disavowed Walker’s perverted tale of sexual torture. His fevered fiction imagined the basement level she shared with Mr. Kimberlin was secretly also (1) a terrorist bomb factory, and (2) a sinister version of Christian Grey’s playroom, complete with pictures of past victims framed on the wall. The perjury was unsupportable, for key facts and documentation absolutely contradict Walker’s sordid narrative. Mr. Kimberlin succeeded in having these ludicrous accusations sealed, but not before Mr. Hoge ran to the courthouse and made a copy of the sickening document so that he and his friends could all publish it in their blogs.

Through the magic of Google, Walker’s bizarre and strained pedophilia scenario suddenly dominated search results for the Kimberlin family just as Kelsie was emerging as a fledgling star. It’s hard to overstate this: Walker, Hoge, and their felonious friends ruined a teenage girl’s public debut in the worst way imaginable. Whereas Kelsie had been in discussions with Nashville agents in June, by September of 2013 she was forced to change schools in order to escape vicious, constant bullying based on the vomit-inducing contents of Aaron Walker’s disturbing masturbation fantasy. Upon disavowing Walker, Tetyana immediately tried to be publicly supportive of her daughter, but Kelsie’s family is irretrievably broken. (CORRECTION: I am informed that the Kimberlins have been patching up their relationship for several months now.)

Mind you, all of this came after a man named John Norton was inspired by the same right wing blogs to sneak into the Kimberlins’ yard with a camera and creep on their younger daughter. After chasing Norton to a stoplight to get his license plate number, Kimberlin filed a police report and took legal action to protect his family. Hoge blogged regularly about that affair, celebrating each minor legal step as if it were some sort of sweet victory over the evil Brett Kimberlin, never once questioning Norton’s absurd pretext of being “in the neighborhood” by sheer coincidence.

Hogewash.com currently features a black and white photo of Mr. Kimberlin standing on the porch of his office building during an incident in 2013, when Hoge was filing frivolous litigation on a regular basis. On this particular occasion, Hoge’s process server was belligerent and intrusive, so an office employee refused to accept his papers and told him to leave. At that point, the ‘process server’ called the police; so did the staff, who were disturbed by his hostile lingering in the yard. The legal papers were eventually  left on the sidewalk, because the whole point of this exercise was to get a photograph of the devil Kimberlin. Now, Hoge wants readers to celebrate the photo, which features the subject of his delirium talking to the police, as proof that Kimberlin lied at some obscure past hearing about receiving proper process service on that occasion.

Hoge’s focus on minutiae is indicative of his madness. Contrary to his notion of what constitutes proper delivery of his own legal paperwork, ever since Kimberlin got fed up and started suing Hoge and his friends, they have scrutinized every checkbox of Kimberlin’s certified mail to construct further elaborate conspiracy theories. When he shows up to court, Hoge always has thick folders stacked on the table, as if their weight adds gravitas to his weaksauce litigating.

These are stuffed with the collected breadcrumbs of his conspiracy narrative, which in turn excuses everything he does. If Hoge actually lived in Kimberlin’s neighborhood, he would be creepy like Craig Hicks, the Chapel Hill, North Carolina man who shot his Muslim neighbors dead after obsessing about parking spaces.

Each unit got permits for up to two cars, but only one assigned spot. Building 20 had 13 spaces. Mr. Barakat and Ms. Abu-Salha were assigned space 20B. The next, 20C, belonged to Mrs. Hicks. Five spaces in the middle were unassigned and could be used for extra cars. Drivers also regularly parked on the side street.

The housing association allowed residents to have improperly parked cars towed. But Mr. Hicks abused this power until the housing association asked him to stop, his wife’s lawyer said. According to a police search warrant, he kept “pictures and detailed notes on parking activity” on his computer.

William Hoge is trying to prove that Kimberlin lied about a parking space two years ago to justify the lies he told about Kimberlin’s family at the same time. Hoge and his Lemmengs like to imagine they have helped Tetyana and Kelsie, but they know what they’ve really done, and secretly they have to be worried. They must fear the day this girl turns eighteen and has the right to speak for herself, because then she might just ‘thank’ the liars who ruined her family by singing unforgettable lyrics. Frankly, I hope she destroys them.

  • Mark in MD

    Hoge keeps getting creepier and crazier.

  • William Hoge Is Mentally Ill

    Boy what a bunch of sick fucks. Now they are having fantasies about the guys teenage daughter? What sick miserable losers they are.

  • William A. Ferguson

    Kelsie’s 18th birthday can’t get here soon enough.

  • Bill Schmalfeldt

    Matt, that was an appropriately brutal and true depiction of events. And it never stops. The hits just keep on coming. Here’s a measure of Hoge’s litigious nature. How many people do you know who have over 300 Scribd legal documents in their folder relating to things they are involved with? He gets handed loss after loss (like today) and declares it victory, while his son gets more obese and his wife gets sicker with cancer. This is an example of a man who should NOT have a security clearance or firearms. He’s out of his mind, and will hurt someone physically before all is said and done.

  • William A. Ferguson

    Well, it appears Hoggy is having some kind of apoplectic fit over this article.

  • Amy

    her music career wasnt destroyed, i just think she needs to be discovered.

    • William A. Ferguson

      That may be so but the hell Hoge and his cronies have put her through is very much real.

  • Bill Schmalfeldt

    BREAKING: MONTGOMERY COUNTY JUDGE ISSUES TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER AGAINST WJJ HOGE III.

    • So Many Hoges.

      Which WJJ Hoge? Christian sadist WJJ Hoge, the Goddard employee? The Goddard employee with security clearance? That WJJ Hoge of Maryland?

      • William A. Ferguson

        All the above.

  • Westminster Winds

    I know John Hoge. He is now in trouble. He will not be able to win this. His just desserts are all on his plate. I can only imagine what is going to happen on Friday. The judge is not going to entertain any of his 1st Amendment complaints, or his good ol boy well gee I was just providing this for my readers. The judge is only going to listen to what the young girl has gone through and that is not going to be pretty. John is going to be adjudicated a sexual predator, a lecher of the lowest denominator, a pervert and a stalking harasser who engaged in a course of conduct to bully and terrorize a young girl.

    John will be arrested, maybe not at the hearing, but shortly thereafter. He will be charged with violating Grace’s law. John will lose his guns. John will lose his blog. John will lose the peanut gallery which egged him on to commit this horrendous crime against an innocent girl. John will lose his ability to engage in harassing anyone ever again.

    Around here, they call me Westminster Winds because I am a blowhard. But a foul smell has been coming from that small brick frame house on Ridge Road for some time. It’s time that the winds of change to blow it away. I will be there, watching, smiling and wondering …..

    • RogerS

      Frankly, I am shocked and surprised that conservatives could be taken in by the likes of Akbar, Hoge, Walker, Stranahan, and McCain. This is a band of misfit crazies –adjudicated felon, adjudicated stalker, adjudicated fanatic, adjudicated pornographer and adjudicated Klan supporter. Before anyone knew about them, they were flying high, but once BU exposed them, they were only left with their own pitiful echo chamber. And how many conservatives did they take down, scandalize, stain and harm. Now Mr. Frey, who was Mr. Walker’s trusted ally, is going to lose everything because of his support of Mr. Walker.