Ted Cruz Will Be Announcing His Presidential Candidacy On Monday at Liberty “University.”  In Honor Of This Ted Cruz Presidential Run, James Rustad Performs The Song “The Koch Brothers Are My Sugar Daddies.”

Sugar – Oh Sugar Daddy
You are the Koch Brothers
And you pay for my campaign

I believe in their free market ideology
Everything they say is true
I love how they leave a tip under my pillow
After every time we screw

Sugar – Oh Sugar Daddy
You are the Koch Brothers
And you pay for my campaign

I believe in Libertarian Philosophy
Everything they say is true
I dress like a French maid and hang around the mistress pad
What’s a cheap tramp to do?

Sugar – Oh Sugar Daddy
You are the Koch Brothers
And you pay for my campaign

The Koch Brothers Are My Sugar Daddies

“The Koch Brothers Are My Sugar Daddies”
Lyrics by James Rustad. Copyright 2015. All Rights Reserved.