This past week, DEA Administrator and Anti-Pot crusader Michele Leonhart resigned her post.  Under her watch, DEA agents in Colombia partied with prostitutes. The parties were taxpayer sponsored, except when sponsored by Colombian drug traffickers.  Ladies and gentlemen, the “War On Drugs.”  Check out my “DEA Sex Party” original song and music video right here!

 

They’ll lock you up for smoking grass
Meanwhile they’re out crushing ass
It’s the DEA Sex Party! DEA Sex Party!

You go to jail and pay a fine
They motorboat and “69”
It’s the DEA Sex Party! DEA Sex Party!

You’ve never seen a looker like a Colombian hooker
It’s the DEA Sex Party

They got bored with investigation
Moved on to some copulation
It’s the DEA Sex Party! DEA Sex Party!

Drug Cartel proposed a deal
Cop a feel! Cop a feel!
It’s the DEA Sex Party

You’ve never seen a looker like a Colombian hooker
It’s the DEA Sex Party

“DEA Sex Party Song”
Lyrics and Music by James Rustad. Copyright 2015.
All Rights Reserved.