The Republican Party continues with its brilliant strategy of alienating the Latino vote, effectively eviscerating its chance for victory in the general election. Ben Carson, #2 in the GOP polls to the Trump-a-lufagus, wants to seal the borders! He stated his bold plan: “We can use a whole series of things to do that, not just fences and walls but electronic surveillance, drones and many of the techniques that are used to keep people out of top secret places.” Inspired by Carson and the proposed “Great Wall of Trump,” I will now sing “We Will Drone Illegal Immigrants.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vvExdYws6E&feature=youtu.be

North, South, East and West
We’ve got to seal the borders now
There are people comin’ in
And we gotta keep ’em out some how

We should drive them all away – they just want to stay
Give birth to an Anchor Baby
Amendment 14 – they just want that green
Government handout goodies

Just shut that spigot down – in the Sanctuary Town
They won’t get the best of me

Border Wall – I’ll build the biggest one of all
We will drone illegal immigrants crossing the borderline
Border Wall – I’ll build the biggest one of all
We will drone illegal aliens crossing the borderline

Mexican cartels will never make a fool of me
I will drone all of their caves and never give them Amnesty
Bing-bang-bing-bang boom – Mushroom clouds of doom
I’m the biggest man in the room
Your tired huddled poor – I’ll show them the door
Deport before they send for more

Just shut that spigot down – in the Sanctuary Town
They won’t get the best of me

Border Wall – I’ll build the biggest one of all
We will drone illegal immigrants crossing the borderline
Border Wall – I’ll build the biggest one of all
We will drone illegal aliens crossing the borderline

“We will drone illegal immigrants”
Lyrics by James Rustad. Copyright 2015. All Rights Reserved. I hope that you enjoyed my satirical music video!

 

  • labman57

    Dr. Ben has it all figured out.
    The drones will be outfitted with loudspeakers and programmed to play mariachi music to lure out anyone in the caves, and then once the inhabitants have exited … blammo!

    He saw it done in a video game, so he knows it will succeed.