Quinnipiac University released a survey this past week showing Donald Trump’s support at 25 percent and Ted Cruz at 23 percent (within the margin of error). On the heels of demented former Iowa front-runner Dr. Ben Carson’s foreign policy confusion, Cruz has lapped Carson and doubled his own standing since the Oct. 22 Quinnipiac poll. Ted Cruz, like an opportunistic infection, patiently waited for the exposure of Carson as “not ready for prime time” and now lies in wait as the GOP establishment unleashes their undercut of Trump. Cruz presents a Pu-Pu platter of Carsonian pseudo-Christian platitudes and Trumpesque Tea Party hysterics as a more Edible Arrangement for the Republican voter.

For the love of W. Cleon Skousen, is this “Out Of Control Man” going to be the 2016 Republican presidential nominee?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS83luQlFt8

Cruisin’ to you down the right wing road
Koch brothers money – I’ve got a truckload
Constitution and the rule of law
I’ve got charisma and I’ve got chutzpah

Out Of Control Man!

Got in the Senate – I did it my way
Dream of the White House – every single day
We’ve got a lawless President
My Government shutdown came and went

Out of Control Man!

I was brought up in Canada
By Rafael – he’s a Right Wing Nut
I was educated at Harvard Law
I’ve got more brilliance than you ever saw

Out Of Control Man!

“Out of Control Man”
Lyrics by James Rustad, Copyright 2015. All Rights Reserved.

Ted Cruz: A Rebel Without A Clue (to paraphrase Lloyd Bentsen: “I met James Dean and Ted Cruz you are no James Dean”)

James Dean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XvMB6SBPgI

Teddy waited till he finished law school
Went to Washington as Senator Cruz
He met some folks with Libertarian views
His future was wide open

Government shutdown that we ill could afford
Tea Party movement closing down all the doors
He filibustered on the Senate floor
His hubris knew no limits

Modern day Joe McCarthy
Goes by the name Ted Cruz
Desperate for attention
Ted’s a rebel without a clue

Ted tried to block Obama’s immigration
Helped Obama’s judges get confirmation
GOP boiled over with frustration
Ted’s folly knew no limits

Teddy always is so self-aggrandizing
That’s why his obstinance is never surprising
Among the angry base his star is still rising
His future is wide open

Modern day Joe McCarthy
Goes by the name Ted Cruz
Desperate for attention
Ted’s a rebel without a clue

“Ted Cruz, a rebel without a clue”
Lyrics by James Rustad, Copyright 2014. All Rights Reserved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6iegJZanVo

I shut down the government so long
Singing Obama is wrong
I know every Tea Party member in the halls of DC
Where obstruction is the name of the game
And nice guys get sent away because they’re not extreme

There’s been zero compromising
In my twisted little horizon
But I am gonna be in the Senate with lights shining on me

Like a Right Wing Nut Job
Reading Dr. Seuss on the Senate Floor
Like a Right Wing Nut Job
Getting cards and letters from people that watch Fox News
With me our country can’t lose

I really like to be a pain
There’s no question that I am insane
Came down from Canada to infiltrate the GOP
And I dream of things I’ll do
With Heritage Foundation Money that’s in my shoe

There’s been zero compromising
In my twisted little horizon
But I am gonna be in the Senate with lights shining on me

Like a Right Wing Nut Job
Working on blocking Obamacare day and night
Like a Right Wing Nut Job
Always Rabble-Rousing and trying to pick a fight
And I am on the far right

“Right Wing Nut Job (RWNJ)”
Lyrics and Music by James Rustad
Copyright 2014. All Rights Reserved.