James Rustad, starring as Jeb Bush, sings “12 Days of Christmas: the Jeb Bush 2016 campaign edition.” He is joined in this festive music video by Dubya, Poppy Bush, and special guest Dick Cheney!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-KAyVy7q24

On the first day of Christmas the Bushes gave to me
Tax cuts for the wealthy

On the second day of Christmas the Bushes gave to me
Two Iraq wars and tax cuts for the wealthy

On the third day of Christmas Jeb Bush gave to me
Three Lehman brothers
Two Iraq Wars
And tax cuts for the wealthy

On the fourth day of Christmas the Bushes gave to me
Guantanamo Bay
Three Lehman Brothers
Two Iraq Wars
And tax cuts for the wealthy

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Bushes gave to me
Dick Cheney!
Guantanamo Lehman brothers
Two Iraq Wars
And tax cuts for the wealthy

On the sixth day of Christmas the Bushes gave to me
Financial crisis
Dick Cheney!
Guantanamo, Lehman brothers
Two Iraq Wars
And tax cuts for the wealthy

On the seventh day of Christmas the Bushes gave to me
Two rigged elections
Financial crisis
Dick Cheney
Guantanamo Lehman brothers Two Iraq Wars
And tax cuts for the wealthy

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Bushes gave to me
WMDs, two rigged elections, financial crisis, Dick Cheney!
Guantanamo, Lehman brothers, two Iraq wars
And tax cuts for the wealthy

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Bushes gave to me
Offshore tax havens, WMDs, two rigged elections, financial crisis’
Dick Cheney!
Guantanamo, Lehman brothers, two Iraq Wars
And tax cuts for the wealthy

On the tenth day of Christmas the Bushes gave to me
FEMA disaster, offshore tax havens, WMDs, two rigged elections, financial crisis
Dick Cheney!
Guantanamo, Lehman brothers, two Iraq Wars
And tax cuts for the wealthy

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Bushes gave to me
Afghanistan War, FEMA disaster, off shore tax havens, WMDS
2 rigged elections, Financial crisis
Dick Cheney!
Guantanamo Lehman brothers two Iraq Wars
And tax cuts for the wealthy

On the 12th day of Christmas the Bushes gave to me
Donald Rumsfeld, Afghanistan War, FEMA disaster
Offshore tax havens, WMDs, 2 rigged elections, financial crisis
Dick Cheney!
Guantanamo Lehman brothers two Iraq Wars
And tax cuts for the wealthy

“12 Days of Christmas: the Jeb Bush 2016 campaign edition”

Lyrics by James Rustad. Copyright 2014. All Rights Reserved.