On the day of the Indiana Primary, the saga of “Indiana Trump and the Temple of Cruz” keeps getting weirder. During a phone interview with Fox News today, Donald Trump implied that Ted Cruz’s father Rafael was involved with the JFK Assassination. Trump stated: “His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being — you know, shot. I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous. What is this, right prior to his being shot, and nobody even brings it up. They don’t even talk about that. That was reported, and nobody talks about it…..I mean, what was he doing — what was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the death? Before the shooting? It’s horrible.”

Here is the picture of Lee Harvey Oswald standing next to (supposedly) Rafael Cruz from the National Enquirer, who broke the “story”:


Breitbart Unmasked has uncovered the definitive footage proving the involvement of Rafael Cruz in the JFK Assassination:

Oliver Stone called, he wants his plot-line back.


Never to be outdone, Ted Cruz responded with an inane diatribe of his own:

“Think about the next five years, the boasting, the pathological lying. Picking up the National Enquirer and accusing people of killing JFK. The bullying. Think about your kids, coming back and emulating this… Donald Trump is a serial philanderer and he boasts about it. The President of the United States talks about how great it is to commit adultery. How proud he is, describes his battles with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam.”

Good ol’ “Lyin’ Ted” is not going to sit around and let Donald Trump “Swift-Boat” his pops. After Trump’s accusations about Rafael Cruz, I am holding out hope for a Warren Commission reunion tour or at the very least a “Where Are They Now?” show. Speaking of history, and Cruz’s campaign is history, my parody song “Out Of Control Man” chronicles Cruz’s journey from Canada to Harvard Law to White House wanna be:.