Venerable faux reporter James O’Keefe now claims he impersonated Eminem, aka Marshall Bruce Mathers III, at a polling station to obtain his voting ballot. The gist of what O’Keefe is showing is that Michigan doesn’t have Voter ID laws, and yes by gum one can walk into a polling station and claim you are someone other than who you are and obtain a ballot. This is no surprise, because that’s how the system works. What O’Keefe is trying to do however is show that voters will probably be criminals and vote under someone else’s name. Of course if caught that person will usually face felony charges for doing so. What O’Keefe fails to point out is that few if any would sign up for felony charges and jail time, along with court costs and fines to do so. So where’s the beef O’Keefe?

Then without any shame, O’Keefe begs for money claiming that Drudge traffic, commonly known as a “Drudge Hit” caused his server to be overloaded while trying to get his video out that’s listed on YouTube, which is impossible to down with a Drudge Hit or any hit combined.

However, that doesn’t matter to O’Keefe, because facts like hey, my video is out on YouTube and won’t go down because of heavy traffic doesn’t really equate to: hey, I’m dead broke and need your money so my website won’t go down trying to show you this stupid video that’s out on YouTube. But hey, suckers are born every minute, and if O’Keefe can claim that he needs to pay 200.00 dollars to Cloudflare to keep his website up from traffic he begged to get, well, be my guest and donate to his needy Cloudflare account.

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But wait, there’s more. Does James O”Keefe actually need your 200.00 dollars? Let’s take a look at some recent 990 filings from Project Veritas shall we?

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1.2 Million dollars in starting funds, and then 2.4 million in funds for the next year. Wow. Impressive Jimmy Boy..

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So Jimmy Boy is paying himself 150k a year? Wow, so, let me ask again, why in hells tarnation would Jimmy Boy need your 200.00 dollars if he pulls in 150k a year in salary??

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So in the year reported he has 760 thousand dollars in the bank. Must be from all those suckers that O’Keefe got from his past 200.00 dollars asks eh?

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So far Jimmy Boy has made over 4.75 million dollars since he obtained his 501c3 in 2011. That is no laughing matter for sure. So, let me ask again, why does Jimmy Boy need your 200.00 dollars to pay for Cloudflare? Why I think the answer is simple: anyone who gives him money for Cloudflare is a sucker born every minute. So pony up suckers and donate your last 200.00 dollars, you know, the 200.00 dollars that would buy food for you or your family, or pay the electric bill or the water bill, or any bill for that matter. Yeah, give that bill money to James O”Keefe, because he needs it more than you do suckers. Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo Money as they say..

As for the Eminem video, well, here it is..

How long will it be before Jimmy Boy is criminally charged for impersonation? Maybe not too much longer eh?

By Marcus Crassus

Marcus Licinius Crassus was a Roman general and politician who played a key role in the transformation of the Roman Republic into the Roman Empire.

One thought on “James O’Keefe Impersonates Eminem, Then Begs For Money”
  1. O’Keefe is proof conservatism has become a scam. Do or say anything that will get right wingers to send you money.

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