According to Donald Trump, the long-dreaded Zombie Apocalypse is upon us.

At a Monday campaign rally in Green Bay, Wisconsin, the Republican nominee made the unfounded yet oddly specific prediction that “1.8 million deceased individuals” will vote for “somebody else” in the presidential election.

The statistic, which apparently came from a 2012 Pew study, found that up to 1.8 million active voter registrations came from deceased voters. Yet the study found no evidence of fraud or illegitimate ballots actually being cast, instead concluding that state voter databases were outdated.

Who are you going to believe? A research firm named after a cartoon skunk? Or Donald Trump.dd0aa9b04ed97c514a1d3b3709e858a6

Therefore, on Election Day, be ready to stand in line at the polls with millions of decomposing, gibbering, flesh-eating, slow-moving dead people — all Democrats, coincidentally — who will sweep Hillary Clinton into office before collapsing into piles of disjointed bones and rotting flesh.

Whereas Trump supporters are only brain dead, these 1.8 million Hillary voters are all the way, shuffled-off-this-mortal-coil, joined-the-choir-invisible, pining-for-the-fjords, ex-human beings.

All with photo ID, yet.

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Retired from his position as a writer/editor at the National Institutes of Health, Bill Schmalfeldt saw the willingness of a cadre of right wing idiots to destroy the life of an ex-con who had re-entered public life having served his time. He spoke out against this pack of hyenas and paid for it with false attacks on his own reputation and filthy, foul and profane mockery surrounding the death of his wife in 2015. Unbroken, Bill continues to write for Breitbart Unmasked and his private blog, -- He now lives a quiet life in his hometown of Clinton, Iowa, doing a daily afternoon air shift at MAC 94.7 FM in the city of his birth.