Our publisher is a cruel task master. His craggy face carries the scars of many battles. Wounded by sword and arrow, he is not a General to be taken lightly, and many nights our camps have been illuminated by the impaled, burning bodies of our enemies.

Yet, he has a sentimental side. He likes music.

So you look into the eyes (or, eye…) of our mighty publisher when he seeks a boon and tell him no. You can’t do it. You just can’t. At least, you’d better not.

So, by Imperial fiat, here are a few of his favorites (and they’d better be yours, too) that I have written, produced and performed over the recent years. You can show your appreciation by not murdering me or, if you are so inclined, by kicking into my Tip Jar.




 

FTG – by Stogie Carbuncle, featuring Grand Wizard AW

GRAB HER BY THE P—Y – by Stogie Carbuncle, featuring Tangerine Trump

YOU LOST A BILLION DOLLARS – by Stogie Carbuncle

SMILE, HILLARY! – by Stogie Carbuncle

BLACK AND/OR BLUE – by Stogie Carbuncle

HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD CHRIS CHRISTIE – by the Carbuncle Trio

(THOUGH I COULD NEVER KILL YOU) I’LL BE HAPPY WHEN YOU DIE – Stogie Carbuncle

YOU WERE READY (Requiem for Gail) – by Stogie Carbuncle

DO YOU HEAR THE WHITE FOLKS SING – (Parody of Les Miserables)

GOD BLESS OLD HOGGY — by Stogie Carbuncle

I ENJOY GROPING A BROAD – by The Fat Man

I KNOW WHAT BABES LIKE – by The Fat Man

ORANGEFINGER – by The Fat Man

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Retired from his position as a writer/editor at the National Institutes of Health, Bill Schmalfeldt saw the willingness of a cadre of right wing idiots to destroy the life of an ex-con who had re-entered public life having served his time. He spoke out against this pack of hyenas and paid for it with false attacks on his own reputation and filthy, foul and profane mockery surrounding the death of his wife in 2015. Unbroken, Bill continues to write for Breitbart Unmasked and his private blog, http://theclintoniconoclast.com -- He now lives a quiet life in his hometown of Clinton, Iowa, doing a daily afternoon air shift at MAC 94.7 FM in the city of his birth.
  • Music Ears

    Love these. Thank you so very much Bill