Trump: ‘At The Appropriate Time, Things Will Happen’

Things. You know, as in, "Things"?

EDITOR’S NOTE — This quote comes from a story in Talking Points Memo in which President Donald Trump “discusses” the potential defunding of Planned Parenthood. But given the suspect status of the President’s cognitive state, this quote strikes us as one that could be trotted out time and time again depending on what sort of nutty, cuckoo thing the Commander-in-Chief says on any given day.

EXAMPLES (mostly fictional — as of yet):

Trump replied. “I said I wouldn’t declare Ivanka Queen of Neptune and at the appropriate time, things will happen.”

Trump replied. “I said I would outlaw the color blue and at the appropriate time, things will happen.”

Trump replied. “I said I would invite Vladimir Putin over to the White House for a warm, soapy shower and at the appropriate time, things will happen.”

Trump replied. “I said I would provoke North Korea into nuking San Francisco where Nancy Pelosi lives and at the appropriate time, things will happen.”

Trump replied. “I said I would appear at the Intergalactic Super Bowl with chocolate pudding in my pants and at the appropriate time, things will happen.”

Trump replied. “I said I wouldn’t bite the mental health workers when they come to transport me to a facility and at the appropriate time, things will happen.”

Trump replied. “I said I wouldn’t fund Planned Parenthood and at the appropriate time, things will happen.”

Of further interest, Trump did not say when the appropriate time would be and what things would happen at that time.

Sleep well, America.