Eric Trump’s spoiled rich boy tantrum on the Sean Hannity show last night inspired this bit of satire on our sister publication, “Breitbit News.”

“I’ve never seen hatred like this, ” Eric Trump told Sean Hannity last night. “To me, they’re not even people. It is so so sad.”

Hannity looked back over his shoulder as Trump’s dark-haired son huffed and puffed. He smiled, a tear glistening in an eye,

“Morality is just gone,” Trump continued. “Morals have flown out the window. We deserve so much better than this as a country. It’s so sad — you see the rest of the family and they are imploding. They’re imploding, they have no message. You see Melania who is a total whack-job. She won’t even let Da Da touch her! There’s no affection there. Donald Jr. is just twirling in tight circles saying ‘My name is Donald Trump.’ Ivanka and Jared? Where the fuck are they? And who knows what the hell Tiffany’s story is. And so what do they do? They bring down the whole family because they have no message of their own.”

“What about Barron?” Hannity asked, slipping back into his underwear and pocketing the five $100 bills on the desk.

“We don’t discuss him,” Trump said.

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Retired from his position as a writer/editor at the National Institutes of Health, Bill Schmalfeldt saw the willingness of a cadre of right wing idiots to destroy the life of an ex-con who had re-entered public life having served his time. He spoke out against this pack of hyenas and paid for it with false attacks on his own reputation and filthy, foul and profane mockery surrounding the death of his wife in 2015. Unbroken, Bill continues to write for Breitbart Unmasked and his private blog,