It is with great pride that today, with our crushed opponent WJJ Hoge III lying in the smoking rubble of his own hubris, that we announce the launch of the new Breitbart Unmasked/TrumpThumper Podcast Mobile Command Center.

With a 3-inch padded cushion under our increasingly bony kiester, we now have the comfort level to sit much longer than we could on a hard-backed chair, giving us the freedom to write more, podcast more, while suffering less.

Our editorial assistant Lady Di looks on approvingly as your humble editor points to future glories ahead, although none will likely ever be as sweet as the total and crushing humiliation suffered by WJJ Hoge III in his brutal defeat on his home playing field yesterday.

EXCELSIOR!