The mayor of the devastated city of San Juan, Puerto Rico, Carmen Yulín Cruz Soto, is being schooled on how to get things done during the Trump era.

  1. Brown people should be serving food and water, not asking for it.
  2. Brown people must learn that there’s no such thing as a free lunch, or recovery from a Class 5 hurricane that destroys your infrastructure.
  3. Brown people are so good at landscaping and lawn work and such. Why can’t they fix their own problems?
  4. Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz Soto is “nasty” and better start learning the fine art of bending the knee and kissing the ass if she wants another can of that “Goya®” crap those brown people seem to like so much.

San Juan

 

San Juan
Begging is a good start, Your Honor. Bend the knee and start kissing if you want results.