W.J.J. Hoge has referred to Bill Schmalfeldt as “Cabin Boy” dozens of times in blog posts and tweets. This is not merely an insult meant to belittle the object of his obsession. Rather, it is indicative of just how stupid the conspiracy theories about Brett Kimberlin really are, how ridiculous the dullards relentlessly pursuing Neal Rauhauser really are, and how unbearably vile the continuing harassment of Schmalfeldt by litigation really is.

The story behind Hoge’s taunt offers an important window on the bizarre world that Aaron Walker, W.J.J. Hoge, and R.S. McCain inhabit: they believe Kimberlin secretly runs the CabinCr3w, a hacking group associated with Anonymous, through Rauhauser. Never mind that CabinCr3w’s actual leadership was arrested by the FBI in 2012. These dolts are sticking to their story, especially the stupid parts, because those are their favorite parts.

Our tale begins in 2011, when Rauhauser had someone take the above photograph at OccupyDC. As he later posted at his blog,

The window display you see is the Qatar Airways USA office, which is right across from McPherson Square, home of OccupyDC. My obsessive fan club missed a really good dot with this one – I used to work for an international voice carrier that was destroyed in the 9/11 attack. That company shared office space with the Qatar Embassy back when they were still at 4200 Wisconsin Avenue.

So, in one single picture you have me wearing an Guy Fawkes mask, some random Occupier kid who the crackpots believe to be the elusive Ms. @DarrahFord, and the window display is clear evidence that Anonymous node CabinCr3w is funded by wealthy al Queda supporters in Qatar. Someone better tell Michele Bachmann about this right away.

Rauhauser’s detractors swallowed this bait hook, line, and sinker. When they learned that Kimberlin owns a property in Cabin John, Maryland, they decided that their case had been proven: “convicted domestic terrorist Brett Kimberlin” is taking money from Islamic terrorists to pay hackers to harass Hoge, Aaron Walker, and the rest of the nuts and dolts. This is what they actually believe.

Rauhauser revealed the troll in October of 2012, but his “obsessive fan club” refuse to laugh at the joke. They take it quite seriously and insist that yet another legal action will provide a break in the case. In fact, they prove themselves bigger idiots with every iteration of this nonsense, but their determination is unshakable.

Mr. Hoge continues to insist that any negative or mocking comment posted to his blog is “harassment” from Schmalfeldt, the “cabin boy,” or else is the work of Kimberlin’s paid stooges as supervised by Schmalfeldt. Hoge has even presented a Maryland court with a hilariously absurd lawsuit that hinges on someone supposedly using a Brazilian IP address to “harass” him at Schmalfeldt’s direction on behalf of Kimberlin. None of this makes any sense until you know the origins of W.J.J. Hoge’s half-baked conspiracy theory.

“Cabin boy” is not just an insult against Bill; Hoge is actually insulting your intelligence.

18 thoughts on “Revealed: Why Hoge Keeps Calling Schmalfeldt “Cabin Boy””
  1. I actually knew NONE of this. I got involved with this whole Breitbot gang when I started writing about Ali Akbar and his phony claim to a 501(c)3 in June 2012. One thing led to another, and here I am.

    1. Indeed, “one thing lead to another” in the sense that a pack morons have connected one silly dot to another to draw the picture they wish to see. Your blogging about Ali Akbar and your Maryland residency caused them to paint a target on you, Bill. It made them think you are somehow important to Mr. Kimberlin and they have been trying to prove it ever since.

  2. The truly bizarre part of Hoge’s complaints against me is that they fly in the face of Occam’s Razor. My explanations make perfect sense. His charges make none. It’s as if he has his head down to the ground in West Texas, hears hoofbeats, and shouts, “ZEBRAS ARE COMING!”

    You can believe that I…

    A. Somehow, mysteriously, without even knowing how such things are done, if they CAN be done, magically took control of another person’s registered IP address and used it to harass Hoge, or…

    B. It was someone else.

    Which makes more sense?

    You can believe that….

    A. I wrote to Hoge threatening to show a nasty bit of gossip about me to “our son”, or…

    B. That I realized after hitting “send” in a tweet to my despicable ex-wife that I forgot to check who was @mentioned in the Tweet, checked, saw Hoge there, and deleted the whole mess.

    Which makes more sense?

    You can believe…

    A. I meant saying, “I put it to anyone who can legally contact Hoge to ask him what I have to account for that I haven’t already accounted for,” as a back door “asking someone to contact him (without directing whoever contacts him to tell me the answer, BTW), or…

    B. I asked a rhetorical question meant to stir discussion among my readers.


    I have apologized to Stranahan for areas where I was incorrect. He’s never been gracious enough to acknowledge that, but I have. Damned if I am going to apologize for things I was correct about.

    And I have not done a SCRAP of damage to either Hoge or Walker. Not a BIT! But because of this bizarre belief that getting ME is the key to getting Brett Kimberlin, I have to pay this price.

    Won’t they be surprised when I’m in jail and BK conducts business as usual? When will they realize, if ever, that what they are fighting is a guy — old before his time — who can’t even sit up straight any more? Who am I a threat to?

    1. The factual truth is a threat to their invented truth. They have demonized and dehumanized you so that they may continue their absurd “lawfare” with a clean conscience, but their hands are not clean.

      1. I believed on Saturday that Hoge was having a crisis of conscience. Now, I don’t believe he actually has one.

        1. No sincere man of the cloth would indulge in this kind of hate-mongering. I see no evidence of a “Christian conscience” or charity in his tweets or his blogging about you.

        2. Your mistake is in believing that if you beg for forgiveness or get on your knees and beg them to leave you alone or even act as if they are just good ole boys that they will suddenly let you go if you holler or beg enough. That will never happen. They are like the Hitler youth. You can’t make friends with them or think that one day you can have a beer and laugh at the whole thing with them. The one thing they are about is killing you or beating you down so bad that you will scream or beg them to stop, then they will just keep doing it some more. Only way to deal with them is expose them daily until they are no more.

        1. My basic problem is that I was raised to see the good in people. It’s a hard lesson for me to learn at this late stage of my life that there are people who want to destroy me just because they feel like it.

    2. Its not that you are or are not a threat Bill. Its all just for fun to them. They act like they are living in fear (yet carry guns to keep them from living in fear) but in reality they don’t fear you at all. All they want to do is harass you defame you and make you into something you are not. There is no fear except when they go to court. That is when they act all afraid, then when they leave they are laughing their asses off. Get wise and start filing a very large range of criminal charges against them. They won’t wise up until they have to spend every single day in court for the next two years. For every charge they file on you or have filed on you, file one back on them. Then file some more, and keep filing them day after day, week after week, month after month. Eventually they will wise up and leave you alone. If you don’t fight back they will just keep coming at you until you do.

      1. This is sound advice, Bill. You have tried walking away (so to speak) and we have tried being silent and they took it as a sign they should redouble their efforts. The only way to stop them is to hold them accountable before the law.

          1. Well then, let’s see how this crop of cases turns out and I’ll ask Gail to take me to the courthouse.

  3. Who could have ever imagined that one picture could have this kind of legs for so long. Darrah is in Boston but traveled to DC in order to pewn Breitbots by taking that picture with Neal?? Mike Stack and mentally crazed cuckoo bird @Zapem have run with this picture and all the countless conspiracy theories it’s brought.

    They’ve also tried convincing everyone that @OccupyRebellion is an elusive mad hacker who was part of Cabin Crew and Team Poison. Now let me excuse myself while I double over in laughter with that thought.

    You also have pimp, pornographer, and child rape supporter Lee Stranahan still running with Darrah orchestrated Weinergate and was behind every single sock puppet during that time. Because a Liberal PORN blogger set out to destroy a New York LIBERAL congressman. It makes perfect sense!!!!

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