Oh, Ali Akbar, you are such a very very funny little dirtbag. This desperate little ploy will get you absolutely nowhere. What will you do when prosecutors decline to take you seriously? Rant and scream and hold a fundraiser? This is the Twitter equivalent of putting your hands over your ears and shouting NEENER NEENER!

Ali’s hysterical new plan might have a better chance of working if he could explain the tax foreclosures of his businesses, his potential tax evasion, and why he kept fundraising for a phony 501(c)(3) charity well after losing his Texas business license. Because we can totally prove that he did those things, whereas we are quite sure his forgery claim will never be considered seriously by anyone outside his bubble.