James David Manning, a Harlem pastor known for conspiracy-stirring and homophobia, says that special something in your Starbucks coffee that makes it taste oh-so-good is something gay — and also sinister. That’s right, folks — the Harlem-based pastor wants you to know that semen — not just any semen, but semen from “sodomites” —  is being put into Starbucks coffee to boost the flavor.

“Starbucks is a place where these types frequent and a lot of body fluids are exchanged there. But the thing that I was not aware of is that there has been information that has been released … what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes,” Manning said. “Now, this is the absolute truth.”

“My suspicion is that they’re getting their semen from sodomites. Semen flavors up the coffee and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.”

He then explained that the semen-flavoring is highly addicted, just like how Coca Cola used to be infused with that cola byproduct, cocaine.