According to a Fox News report, newly elected Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst will give the GOP’s response to the 2015 State of the Union address. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-KY., said at a Republican retreat that she is the perfect choice to give the GOP’s response:

“She’s a perfect choice,” Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., said at a GOP congressional retreat, in Hershey, Pa. “Americans voted for change, and Senator Ernst will explain what the new Congress plans to do.”

According to Ernst, she has come a long way from Red Oak Iowa to Washington D.C.

Yes she has, she has come a long way from being a pistol packing mamma who wants to make little piglets squeal.

Her ideals on anyone who wants to take her pistol packing guns away are also interesting. In one video she said that if the government tries to take her guns away she believed in defending herself from that government. So in a way if the government she now works with/for tries to take her guns away, then she believes in armed insurrection? Well, I can see why the GOP wanted her to give their response to the State of The Union address. Because you know, Obama is trying to take people’s guns away and all of that. Also people having affordable health care is an anathema to the GOP. So her response will probably be littered with making pigs squeal and how she and her “mom eater” Smith and Wesson pistol will, with the few shots available to it, somehow stop


1. The Affordable Care Act.

2. Obama taking your guns away.

3. Piglets from growing up to adulthood.

Yes, she was elected to congress for just those purposes.

By Marcus Crassus

Marcus Licinius Crassus was a Roman general and politician who played a key role in the transformation of the Roman Republic into the Roman Empire.

One thought on “Senator Joni Ernst To Give GOP Response To State Of The Union Address”
  1. The GOP may as well send Louie Gohmert out to give their rebuttal to the SOTU. They’re being too clever by half, and I hope this move boomerangs on them.

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