Marco Rubio kicks off his 2016 presidential campaign on Monday! Listen to James Rustad perform the Marco Rubio campaign theme song “Bottled Water” right here!

Hello, I am Florida Senator Marco Rubio and I am thirsty for your vote for President! [Drinks water] Now that’s what I call some high quality H2O!

I’m gonna tell you a story – all about my family
Yeah – a thug named Fidel Castro – he exiled my family
Yeah – down there in Cuba New Year’s Day 1959
It makes for a great story but for the fact that I am lyin’
They swam across the water to South Florida my home

I’m dehydrated – need my water all the time
High Quality H20 – there ain’t nothing more sublime
Well I love that bottled water
South Florida you are my home

“Bottled Water”
Lyrics by James Rustad. Copyright 2015. All Rights Reserved.

By James Rustad

James Rustad is a songwriter/vocalist/guitarist based in the Tampa Bay (Florida) area. His political satire music has been featured in Breitbart Unmasked, The Washington Post, Seattle PI, Alaska Dispatch, Firebrand Progressives, Politicalgates, Inquisitr,, The Bergen Record, Air Occupy, and other top publications and media outlets. Check out for more catchy tunes, follow James on Twitter @jamesrustadsong, and like jamesrustadmusic on Facebook!

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