Mixing in Hebrew texts, some witchery, and guys with glasses who can see into the future, Mormon prophet Julie Rowe claims that doomsday for the planet is soon to be upon us. The claim is that September 28th, 2015 will mark the beginning of the end times, and numerous “preppers” are preparing for a cataclysmic event on that day by stocking up on food and guns and various other end times materials.
Julie Rowe has made many of these predictions before, and of course none of them have ever come to fruition. But that doesn’t stop her from selling that to other preppers and making money off of it as well through her numerous book channels and various media. The thing about this doomsday scenario in September is that if you really believed it was the end times why on earth would she be scheduling speaking events in October? If you were a true believer you would stock up your supplies and just run for the hills.
But Julie Rowe knows how to sell herself and her prophecies. The only problem is her followers don’t really get it, they just keep believing as if one day she will be right. But in the meantime you might as well stock up on gold reserves, sustainable food supplies, and oh yes, those hybrid seeds that only seem to grow during apocalyptic times where toxic radiation from the thousands of nuclear weapons dropped covers the earth. Yes, those hybrid seeds have shown they will continue to sprout food no matter what the end times actually look like. You just got to believe.
Just remember, folks:
Chicken Little only has to be right one time.
Well, here we are on September 29th and, not shockingly, we’re still here.