Last night Donald Trump appeared before a Miami crowd proclaiming, “Welcome to all the Deplorables.” He spoke before a projected background of a scene from the longest running musical in Broadway history, “Les Miserables.” He took the stage to the song, “Do you hear the poeple sing.”

Somehow, havnog a theme song about freedom from government oppression fit him like a cheaply made suit. Oh, the music was stirring but the lyrics were skewed. As a public service, we a Brietbart Unmasked have fixed that for him. We know honesty is at the core of every utterance of the Trump campaign. We offer this rewrite of the song as a public service.

Click the link and sing along.

DO YOU HEAR THE RACISTS SING?

Do you hear the white folks sing?
Singing a song of racist men?
It is the music of a racist
Who would have their slaves again!
When the smashing of black skulls
Echoes the beating of the drums
We will return to a way of life
That we thought was gone.

Will you join in the crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with Trump?
The Muslims and the Blacks they have the skulls you want to thump.
Come fight for the white
That will give you the right to be free!

Do you hear the white folks sing?
Singing a song of racist men?
It is the music of a people
Who would have their slaves again!
When the beating of black skulls
Echoes the beating of the drums
We will return to a way of life
That we thought was done.

Will you pledge your lives to Trump
So that our action may advance
They will fall and we will live
Will you stand up and take your stand?
The blood of minorities
Waters the streets of the land!

Do you hear the white folks sing?
Singing a song of racist men?
It is the music of a people
Who would have their slaves again!
Immigrant scum that we destroy
Will fill the Donald’s heart with joy
We will return to a way of life
That we thought was done.

Do you hear the white folks sing?
Singing a song of racist men?
It is the music of a racist
Who would have their slaves again!
When the smashing of black skulls
Echoes the beating of the drums
We will return to a way of life
That we thought was gone.

Will you join in the crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with Trump?
The Muslims and the Blacks they have the skulls you want to thump.
Come fight for the white
That will give you the right to be free!

When the beating of black skulls
Echoes the beating of the drums
We will return to a way of life
That we thought was done.

Singing a song of racist men?
It is the music of a racist
Who would have their slaves again!
When the smashing of black skulls
Echoes the beating of the drums
We will return to a way of life
That we thought was gone.

There. Much more fitting,

By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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