October 28. FBI Director James Comey releases a letter sent to the various House and Senate committees charged with investigating Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server.

“Oooh! We found more! They were on that pervert Anthony Weiner’s laptop. He was married to Huma Abedin, Hillary’s top assistant. Lock her up! Lock her up!”

Except, that Trumpian wet dream dried up this Sunday afternoon, a day and a half before the polls open.


“Terribly sorry for getting everyone all riled up over nothing. Everybody carry on. Nothing to see here.”

Now Trump will need to change his stump speech. He’ll have to pull all those negative ads off the air.

Or, after fawning all over Comey and the FBI for ‘getting it right,” he will have to change his mind and claim the FBI is part of the massive conspiracy designed to “rig the election” against him.


By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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  1. Having gotten what he wanted out of the FBI, Mister Trump followed his standard procedure and cancelled payment on the check…

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