One thing I’ve always enjoyed about my dealings with right wing morons is that, even when they are calling you a liar, they believe anything you say. Every now and again I enjoy tossing a bone to them through alternate communications channels, a bit of misinformation if you will, and watch them gobble it right down like starving wombats. Next thing you know, the misinformation you’ve dangled is spread from moron to moron until it becomes accepted dogma among these people. Then, I like to pull the rug out from under them and listen as their tiny heads explode like popcorn.
My Twitter reference recently that I was resigning as editor of Breitbart Unmasked. Ach, Himmel! By the next day several different moron websites were postulating that I didn’t resign, I was fired. That I had been humiliated yet again, that I threw away a job with no prospects of anyone ever hiring me again because I’m so stupid.
I took a few days out of the pocket. I was interviewed for a GS-13 job and was hired. Is the job in the DC area? Or is it one the the thousands of public affars/writer-editor positions in the Fed spread around the nation, and even around the world?
I will be moving soon, I will not say which agency hired me. We’ll allow my stalkers to contact every single agency in the Federal Government to see which one did, or did not, hire me. My mistake last time was publicly saying where Gail and I would be moving to get out of Maryland and away from Hoggy’s vexatious grasp.
Gail? Didn’t she die in 2015? Or was that all part of the “honey pot”? Could it be I lied about that, too, and the urn the morons so enjoy desecrating was actually a photoshop creation? Or was she just terribly ill but then recovered and is still alive, regaining her strength and vigor? Was that just me, making the dimwitted monkeys dance?
Who knows? How can you know ANYTHING about me if you don’t actually KNOW anything about me? Who knows for sure, other than me, if ANY of this is true?
However, I have not and will not resign from Breitbart Unmasked. For one thing, it’s too much fun. For another thing, since I do not get paid for this, it is not a job. It’s a hobby, Like the Fatman Podcast. I will continue doing that as well.
It has been fun playing with the tiny little brains of these right wing morons. I see no reason what that will not continue… on my terms.
Happy New Year to my little dancing monkeys,
Now, back to the news.