President Trump told the world that a mighty armada — so mighty — was steaming at full speed toward the Korean coast as a show of force in case the dwarf with the shittake mushroom haircut decides to get froggy.

Very, very threatening. Except…

The USS Carl Vinson (CVN-70) and its carrier group were… uh… NOT steaming toward Korea. They were in the Indian Ocean, engaged in military training exercises. We know this because the Navy posted a photo of the Vinson, in the Indian Ocean, engaging in military training exercises.

But they ARE steaming toward the Korean coast NOW. Supposedly. Who knows?

And furthermore, why should our allies and adversaries believe a word uttered by Don Cheetolini or any other member of the Gang that Couldn’t Govern Straight?

By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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