We suspect he may be lying, but lunatic Info Wars host Alex Jones claims he bedded over 150 babes by the time he turned 15.

He doesn’t say how young he was when he started.

Right Wing Watch has the story:

“When I was 16, I didn’t want to party any more, I didn’t want to play games any more. I grew up,” he said. “I’d already been in the fights, all the big rituals. I’d already had, probably—I hate to brag, I’m not bragging, it’s actually shameful—probably 150 women or more, that’s conservative. I’d had over 150 women, I’d already been in fights with full-grown men, I was already dating college girls by the time I was 15-years-old. I was already a man at 16.”

Hubba Hubba!

Wow. That certainly rings true, doesn’t it? That the thuggish, brutish, lying bag of flatus that is Alex Jones had sex on a Wilt Chamberlain scale as a youngster?

Did any of his teenaged paramours suffer from syphilis? It would certainly explain much of Alex Jones’ crazed behavior.

Not that he’s bragging.


By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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