What are we, anyway? A buncha BABIES? Whining and crying about getting insurance for pre-existing conditions when there are so many other things to worry about.

Just like a junior varsity football coach telling a player to “just rub some dirt on it and walk it off” after a minor injury on the practice field, Coach Trump says we should all just shake it off when we have pre-existing health conditions and keep our heads in the game.

According to Raw Story:

As (“Face the Nation” host John) Dickerson pressed for details, Trump began to get annoyed.

“Look, if you hurt your knee, honestly, I’d rather have the federal government focus on North Korea, focus on other things than your knee or than your back, as important as your back is,” Trump declared. “I would much rather see the federal government focused on other things.”

So get off your butts, you mewling crybabies! Think about something other than your sore knee, your aching back, your high blood pressure, that grapefruit-sized tumor in your brain. Coach Trump ain’t your mommy! He ain’t your daddy! He ain’t your brother, sister, aunt, uncle. He ain’t even your girl/boyfriend!

No matter HOW many times he f*cks you.


By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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