That was fast. Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner has brought peace to the middle east. That’s all we can figure from hearing the President declare today that the Israeli government and Palestinian authority “get along unbelievably well.”

“I … applaud the Palestinian Authority’s continued cooperation with Israel,” Trump said. “They get along unbelievably well… They work together beautifully.”

The U.S. president noted that there could be “no lasting peace” unless all Palestinian leaders spoke out against hate.

“There’s such hatred,” he added. “But hopefully there won’t be such hatred for very long.”

So much hatred. Why can’t everyone just love? Sad.

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