Eric Trump’s spoiled rich boy tantrum on the Sean Hannity show last night inspired this bit of satire on our sister publication, “Breitbit News.”

“I’ve never seen hatred like this, ” Eric Trump told Sean Hannity last night. “To me, they’re not even people. It is so so sad.”

Hannity looked back over his shoulder as Trump’s dark-haired son huffed and puffed. He smiled, a tear glistening in an eye,

“Morality is just gone,” Trump continued. “Morals have flown out the window. We deserve so much better than this as a country. It’s so sad — you see the rest of the family and they are imploding. They’re imploding, they have no message. You see Melania who is a total whack-job. She won’t even let Da Da touch her! There’s no affection there. Donald Jr. is just twirling in tight circles saying ‘My name is Donald Trump.’ Ivanka and Jared? Where the fuck are they? And who knows what the hell Tiffany’s story is. And so what do they do? They bring down the whole family because they have no message of their own.”

“What about Barron?” Hannity asked, slipping back into his underwear and pocketing the five $100 bills on the desk.

“We don’t discuss him,” Trump said.


By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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