White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci has been fired. President Trump tossed his keister through a tire with a perfect spiral. He sank Mooch’s head with a 30-foot putt.

The 10-day reign of Trump’s younger, better-looking, self-deluded mirror image of himself has been excised from the Administration like a benign tumor from a body riddled with metastatic cancer of the vital organs.

Much to the surprise of 50-percent of the editor’s household (Lady Di called it), President Trump listened to the advice of his newly-minted Chief of Staff, John Kelly, and “front-stabbed” his colorful, ,better-looking doppleganger because of his “inappropriate remarks” about former Chief of Staff Reince Preibus and the exaggerated spinal flexibility of Steven K. Bannon.

Hopefully, if it is capable of learning from this series of unforced errors, the Administration has learned the lessons of Luke 12:48:

“To whom Mooch is given, Mooch will be required.”

By The Portly Pundit

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