Seen tonight on the remarkable Raw Story website.Well, that WOULD explain the chronic constipation.

Other headline-related jokes?

When forcibly expelled, they become “blood diamonds.”

Now we know where chocolate diamonds come from!

I guess that’s why so many doctors choose to become proctologists.

Will BM’s now be measured by karat size?

Finally. A benefit from being anal retentive.

He ate at Jared’s!

That explains why he’s such a hard ass.

OK. I’m done.



By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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