White House Press Secretary and former middle linebacker for the Arkansas Razorbacks, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, scolded a reporter for having the brass, bald-faced temerity to question a four-friggin-star general. You can’t GET no more stars than FOUR friggin’ stars. And this reporter, a mere civilian, asked why Congresswoman Frederica Wilson (D-FL) was accused by White House Chief of Staff Julius Caesar of being an “empty barrel” who bragged about all the money she was able to raise for a new federal building named for two killed FBI agents when the video of the event shows that General Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus LIED about what the congresswoman said at the event.

Huckabuck snarled through her battered facemask and told the reporter he was free to “go after” General Marcus Licinius Crassus should he so desire. “But I think that, if you want to get into a debate with a four-star Marine general, I think that that’s something highly inappropriate.”

Huckleberry forgot to use the word “former” in describing the Chief of Staff’s current civilian status.

Just another day in the White House as we wait for the inevitable Tweet in which President Trump wonders why the fake media keeps misspelling “Niger.”

By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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