In a move reminiscent of former First Lady Nancy Reagan’s public outrage that led to the firing of President Reagan’s Chief of Staff, Don Regan, Melania Trump has decided she has had just about enough of Mira Ricardel, thank you very much. And she’s not altogether happy with that John Kelly fellow, either.

In a public statement that came out of nowhere, the first lady’s office warned that deputy national security adviser Mira Ricardel, with whom she reportedly clashed over a recent Africa trip, “no longer deserves the honor of serving in this White House.”

“No longer deserves the honor?” What did she do, fart on one of the satin cushions in the East Wing?

The official blabber centers on fiction between the little-known Ricardel and FLOTUS that arose during the First Lady’s recent Africa trip. Some wonder, however, if FLOTUS’ choice of words reflects something more personal, such as if Hillary Clinton had said that Monica Lewinsky “no longer deserved the honor” of serving as a White House intern.

Mrs. Trump’s well-manicured meathooks are not just digging into the eye sockets of an obscure aide, however. Trump’s embattled Chief of Staff, John Kelly, may be next to feel the cold steel of the FLOTUS Fire Axe.

“There have been instances where the East Wing staff were not treated as equals to the male-dominated decision makers in chief Kelly’s office,” one White House official told the news outlet. “Promotions were denied then finally granted after months of requests.”

The president told Kelly to respect his wife’s wishes. “I don’t need this shit,” President Trump told Kelly. The first lady’s communications director, Stephanie Grisham, and White House social secretary, Rickie Niceta, were eventually promoted to deputy assistants to the president in June.

Melania Trump also disagreed with Kelly’s decision to fire her director of operations, Justin Caporale, and John McEntee, the president’s personal aide. She viewed their firings as “personal affronts.

Meanwhile, right wing media pundits are still angry and upset over former First Lady Michelle Obama’s attempts to get kids to eat better and exercise more.

By The Portly Pundit

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