In a confusing and often rambling incoherent bathtub podcast, Lee Stranahan, the former Breitbart writer, pimp, pornographer and Putin-funded traitor whoโ€™s been battling diabetes and a recent health scare over high blood sugar problems, told his listeners that God has spoken to him (through him? around him?) about the 2016 DNC Hacking, and that God timed Stranahanโ€™s recent hospitalization to show the world that Mathew Whitaker will investigate the DNC hacking by Alexandra Chalupa, Brett Kimberlin, Neal Rauhauser and a shadowy group called The Protectors, who is allegedly funded by the Deep State, DHS and other 3 letter agencies.

To be fair, Stranahan claims he hasn’t eaten in a week (and from the slurry sound of his voice, that may be because he’s misplaced his storebought rape-apology-funded choppers), so it could be he is hallucinating. He claims he was hospitalized with a blood sugar reading of 330ย mg/dL.ย ย Blood sugar levels above 300 mg/dL can cause nausea, drowsiness, blurred vision, confusion, and dizziness, especially when standing up from a sitting or lying position. And, perhaps, the occasional delusion of hearing the Voice of God.

Oh, there is much to be enjoyed in this bathtub recording. Stanahan’s explanation of the nature of God, for instance. How we are no more capable of understanding God’s will than a dog is capable of understanding your inability to deposit your paycheck in time to buy it food. That’s because your brain and your dog’s brain are “qualitatively different.” (I’m waiting for Stranny to come up with the observation that “DOG” is “GOD” spelled backwards, but I’m only 10 minutes into the podcast.)

And then, he warns his listeners that what he’s about to say makes no sense.

“Sometimes we see things happen and we have no idea of what’s going on. And that’s the equivalent of your dog farting.” (18:29)

Only not quite as smelly, one could surmise.

He goes on to explain that God’s voice told him to shut up (Yay, God!) and listen. Then he scolds the QAnon community for “choosing the wrong pedophile” (John Podesta, falsely accused by ninnies on the far right of running a child prostitution ring from a DC Pizza Restaurant.) He then goes on to make a libelous charge against Brett Kimberlin (falsely accused by Stranahan and other right wing ninnies of a variety of sex-related charges). THAT is who Dead Andy Breitbart was warning QAnon about, Stranny blithers in his bathtub fever spasm. He explains how he debated this with someone from QAnon who thought his “theory” was too goofy, even for QAnon.

All told, this half hour in the tubby with Lee is like sitting in a bar with some lunatic on the barstool next to you rambling on about how the Earth is flat.

Listen for yourself. But don’t be surprised if you feel like you need a shower after getting out of the bathtub with Lee Stranahan.

 

 

By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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