President Trump told the world today that the death of a journalist, reportedly at the hands of the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, doesn’t amount to a hill of beans in the monetary and strategic scheme of things.

In an exclamation-mark laden statement subtitled “America First!” Trump said that “our intelligence agencies continue to assess all information, but it could very well be that the Crown Prince had knowledge of this tragic event — maybe he did and maybe he didn’t!”
“That being said,” Trump continued, “we may never know all of the facts surrounding the murder of Mr. Jamal Khashoggi. In any case, our relationship is with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. They have been a great ally in our very important fight against Iran.”
Of course, everyone with a shred of morality, is horrified. Not that it matters. Every week there is a new outrage from this president. We tweet and post our outrage on social media. The outrage is given voice on all the cable news networks, save one. Then, a new outrage. The cycle repeats itself and nothing is done about the source of the outrage.
Lather, rinse, repeat.

By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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