George Zimmerman testimony: Black Lives Matter is ‘terrorist’ group
ORLANDO, Fla. — In a lengthy and heated exchange with a defense attorney, George Zimmerman called members of the Black Lives Matter movement “terrorists” and said he sold the gun…
“Stand Your Ground” Law Wins Missouri House And Senate Approval
The Missouri House sent to Governor Jay Nixon a “Stand Your Ground” law that would allow a “law-abiding” person to use deadly force in any public place (even in situations…
Road Rage Warriors: Zimmerman, Apperson To ‘Duel At Ten Paces’
According to anonymous sources, BU has learned that George Zimmerman and Matthew Apperson will be updating the ancient ritual of code duello this Saturday with Wayne LaPierre on hand to ensure that…
How Officer Slager Can Still Get Away With Murdering Walter Scott
The age of bystander video was eventually going to catch up with American law enforcement somewhere, and that moment may have finally arrived in North Charleston, South Carolina. Officer Michael Thomas Slager,…
Budding Serial Killer George Zimmerman Can’t Find A Job
Poor George Zimmerman! All he did was chase after a complete stranger when the 911 operator clearly told him not to, then start a fight with someone smaller and younger…
NBC Stands Their Ground Against George Zimmerman
A Florida judge has dismissed the lawsuit filed against NBC News by amateur patrolman George Zimmerman, citing the utter lack of malice in their reporting. In Judge Nelson’s opinion (read here),…
Steve Stockman, Gun Nut, Has Been Trolling For Decades
We listed many of Republican Representative Steve Stockman’s deficiencies yesterday, but we take special notice of the especially gun-nutty flavor of his rhetoric. Once described as the closest thing to…