“Tears Of A Newt” : Trump Picks Pence As His Running Mate
If Newt Gingrich falls to his knees weeping in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? According to multiple reports, Donald Trump will be…
WATCH: Trump’s Christian Policy Adviser Claims He Stopped A Tsunami
Frank Amedia of Touch Heaven Ministries in Ohio, who is reportedly Donald Trump’s liaison for Christian policy, once claimed that he had prevented a Pacific Ocean tsunami from affecting a Hawaiian…
“He Wouldn’t Let Me Use The Bathroom” HB2 North Carolina Song
James Rustad sings “He Wouldn’t Let Me Use The Bathroom” about North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory and the Anti-LGBT House Bill 2 (HB2). He wouldn’t let me use the bathroom…
Jeb! Bush Tries To Fix His Campaign With Appeal To ‘ADD Voters’
Late last week, US News obtained a 112-page internal report from the Jeb! Bush campaign that included a 45-slide PowerPoint presentation. It’s packed with the sort of fodder that political talking…
Kanye Trump Speech
James Rustad reviews the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs) and creates a Millennial mash-up of Kanye West’s bizarre VMA Video Vanguard Award acceptance speech with words of “wisdom” from…
Mike Huckabee Forgives Molesters, Would Force Birth On Victims
Remember how culture warrior and quadrennial Republican presidential aspirant Mike Huckabee defended his friends, the Duggar family, after it turned out that a teenage Josh had felt up his sisters…
Mike Huckabee’s Political Adviser Gives Duggars Awful PR Advice
According to CNN, the scandal-embroiled Duggar family has retained the services of Chad Gallagher and Legacy Consulting, his Arkansas PR firm, as they fight to keep their right wing propaganda ‘reality show’…
Game Of GOP Thrones: The Wars To Come (New James Rustad Article With Songs)
A group of Republican contenders are battling for power in a No-Mercy Cage Match for the 2016 GOP Presidential nomination! James Rustad breaks down the parallels between the best quotes…
James Rustad Sings “Porn In the USA” About Carly Fiorina 2016 Presidential Campaign
Hi, I am James Rustad. Over the weekend, former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina said that there was a “higher than 90 percent” chance that she would become a Republican…
James Rustad Sings “Christie, Christie Whatcha Gonna Do? David Wildstein Gonna Flip On You!”
In this song, yours truly James Rustad plays the role of David Wildstein, Governor Christie’s former “muscle” at the Port Authority: Governor Christie – Please don’t forget about me Livingston…