Cruz Soils Self for Votes
With barely two weeks to go before an unexpectedly tight election, Texas Senator Ted Cruz made a pungent political point in an address Saturday before a convention of colon cancer…
Trump Really Impressed with Crowd Turnout at Hurricane Shelter
What a happy boy Donald Trump was this afternoon in Corpus Christi, Texas! While visiting a hurricane shelter, Trump addressed the crowd and positively GUSHED over the size of the…
Texas Democrats Seek to Violate Sanctity of the Male Testicle
Democrats in the Texas State House, in an effort to counter the GOP’s efforts to insert the government into a woman’s vagina like a legislative tampon, are fighting back. They…
Poll: 3 Out Of 5 Texans Want To Secede If Hillary Elected
As if anyone needed a reason to move to Texas or visit there. All you will find is mostly lunatics who believe that seceding is a better option because Texas…
Bernie Sanders Delegate Condemns Presumptive Nominee
Another day another dumbass Bernie Sanders delegate. Last we looked, Bernie delegates want people to eat food out of the garbage. Now this Bernie delegate wants to condemn Hillary Clinton.…
Texas Ammosexuals ‘Guarded’ Police Departments After Dallas
Three open carry ‘activists’ appeared outside the Patton Village and Splendora, Texas police departments on the day after the Dallas attack to express solidarity with law enforcement — and unintentionally reminded…
Florida ‘Replaces’ Planned Parenthood With Dentists, Schools
The right wing witch hunt against Planned Parenthood was already many years old in states like Texas, Ohio, and Indiana when David Daleiden promulgated his ‘baby parts for cash’ hoax.…
POLL: Which Biker Gang Stood Their Ground In Waco, TX Shootout?
Three rival criminal biker gangs reportedly held a rumble today at a bikini-waitress restaurant in Waco, Texas, with nine killed and eighteen injured by knives, chains, and guns. According to KXXC-TV,…
Barack Obama Is Invading Texas: The Jade Helm 15 Song Performed By James Rustad
Barack Obama is invading Texas. The code-name for his invasion is Jade Helm Fifteen. The globalists are charging in from DC to start a New World Order. Barack Obama is…
Thursday THREATCON – 23 April 2015
It’s Thursday Threatcon, your intelligence briefing on right wing activity. Below are the best reports, investigations, exposées, and debunkery of the wingnutosphere this week. Due to disgraced anti-vax/Benghazi/hacking conspiracy nut Sharyl…