Aaron Justin Walker Attorney at Law.

Aaron Walker is a vexatious litigant, right wing blogging asshat, and a moron. Here is a partial list of dumb things he has said or done:

  • While running the Everybody Draw Mohammed blog, Walker told artists to draw cartoons that would incite jihad and dared the jihadis to come find him in Manassas, Virginia
  • In 2011, Walker tried to insert himself into Brett Kimberlin’s lawsuit against Seth Allen, then got into a physical altercation with Kimberlin — all while using his pseudonym, Aaron Worthing, in court
  • When Walker was outed as a result of this stupidity, he warned his employer that the jihadis were coming — and got hmself and his wife fired
  • After Mr. and Mrs. Walker were fired, Aaron blamed Brett Kimberlin and put together a coalition to support a baseless lawsuit in federal court
  • During the federal suit, Walker allowed document discovery that destroyed his own case and provided evidence that his friend Pat Frey (@Patterico) had been bothering busy FBI agents with right wing blogstupid
  • When his federal case was dismissed with prejudice, Walker started trying to file false criminal charges (.PDF) against Bill Schmalfeldt. This put him on the opposite side of the same issue he had just fought over with Brett Kimberlin
  • Last week, Walker accidentally proved Schmalfeldt’s case and got spanked by a Maryland judge
  • EXTRA! Today Walker tried to accuse Schmalfeldt of being the SWATter based on already-debunked “evidence” and a spurious interpretation of “illegal computer intrusion”
  • Three words: DOWNFALL. PARODY. VIDEO.

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  • TexasTim

    So, so, so. Team Walker lost again. As my friend predicted. Next in line are all the Hoge false and frivolous criminal charges that will be nolle prossed by the Carroll County State’s Attorney in the coming days. And then on Friday, Hoge’s last Peace Order will be denied.

    Anyone who believes that Walker is an effective attorney deserves to lose. Walker is the dumbest moron attorney on earth and he has lost every case he involved in. He will be disbarred soon.

    I would have liked to been there today when the judge told Hoge that he was whining and his case was ridiculous. Hey, Hoge, cut your losses by telling dumbass Walker not to have any more contact with you. He is the one who has caused all these problems for you. He’s the one who made you the laughing stock of the entire blogosphere. He’s the one who made a fool out of you in front of state judges. Hoge, you had a reasonable reputation before you jumped in bed with loser Walker. Now anyone who Googles your name sees that you have lost all these frivolous cases, that you have been tarred with advice from an incompetent attorney, that you look like an extremist and fool, and that you have brought disrepute to your name and your family. You are way over your head here yet you continue to did your hole deeper. So my advice. Cut contact, cut your losses, and clean up your blog and timeline. You have lost. Your strategy did not work. Instead, it painted you into the same loser corner as Seth Allen and Aaron Walker. When people talk about you, they compare you to those lunatics. Is that what you want?

    Bill, the next post you do should compare Hoge to Seth Allen and Aaron Walker. As the judge seemed to say today, Hoge is just as big a fruitcake as they are, and just as big a loser.

    • I will relay your advice to Bill, Tim. It is correct that these lunatics are “birds of a feather.”