Trump is a Nationalist, Not a Patriot
At a campaign rally in Houston yesterday (shortly after having the testicles of Sen. Ted Cruz presented to him on a gold lanyard), President Donald Trump spilled the worst-kept secret…
The New, New Colossus
Much like the elder grouch who knows no shame, With doughy limbs deployed to block the way; And bid the tempest-tost to go away An orange mobster, Tiki torch aflame…
Tax Cuts for All, and Free Candy for the Kids!
Congress is not in session. Senators are out of the office. But through the sheer force of his magical words, President Donald Trump promises a tax cut for “middle income…
Would Trump Base Support Mass Murder?
Would President Donald Trump pay a political price if he should decide to order the US Military to fire their weapons at the thousands of advancing asylum-seeking refugees approaching the…
Cruz Soils Self for Votes
With barely two weeks to go before an unexpectedly tight election, Texas Senator Ted Cruz made a pungent political point in an address Saturday before a convention of colon cancer…
Sewer Workers Locate America’s Trump Era Reputation
“It really stinks.” That is how one brave utility worker described the discovery of America’s International Reputation in the sewers below Charleston, SC, today. Divers spent two days deep inside…
Poor Paulie One-Shoe
Sure, there’s a lot for a sympathetic, caring soul to be concerned with today. Babies ripped from their parents’ arms for the crime of seeking asylum… A journalist being hacked…
Khashoggi Dies in Madcap Fracas
In a rowdy-dow rumble reminiscent of a Max Sennet Silent Comedy Classic, the Saudi government today fessed up that WaPo Columnist Jamal Khashoggi died during a kerfuffle that escalated into…
Aaron Walker Files Appeal Of Maryland Appeals Court Decision Denial
Aaron Walker, Attorney at Law, who tweets as @aaronworthing has decided that the Maryland Court of Special Appeals decision to deny him standing makes no sense. So he, in his…
Google, Apple, Others, Finally Admit College Degrees Not Really Needed
In a stunning admission via a report on CNBC, the major tech firms, Google, Apple, and 13 other major companies finally admit that having a college degree is not a…