‘Moderate’ Marco Rubio OK Waterboarding Hillary Clinton
Yesterday, someone at a Marco Rubio campaign stop in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina shouted “Waterboard Hillary!” Rather than correct the man in his audience, the candidate pretended not to hear…
Jeb! Bush Tries To Fix His Campaign With Appeal To ‘ADD Voters’
Late last week, US News obtained a 112-page internal report from the Jeb! Bush campaign that included a 45-slide PowerPoint presentation. It’s packed with the sort of fodder that political talking…
Marco Rubio’s Limitless Doublespeak
Senator Marco Rubio (R-Florida) seemingly had it all. He married a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. He enjoyed a meteoric rise in politics, possessing street cred with both the conservative establishment and Tea…
Carly Fiorina: Ms. Robot
Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina delivered a well-received but factually inaccurate performance at the second Republican presidential debate last week. She surged in the polls to second place and is…
The Continuing Story Of Cecil The Lion
My new music video “The Continuing Story of Cecil the Lion” tells the story of Walter Palmer, “The All-American Trophy Hunting Dentist from Minnesota.” Palmer, in Zimbabwe on a hunting…
Game Of GOP Thrones: Dancing With Hogs (Roast + Ride Edition)
Senator Joni Ernst hosted the very first “Roast and Ride” over the weekend in her home state of Iowa. The event featured motorcycles, BBQ pork, and unscrupulous reactionary GOP politicians. Riding shotgun was…
Game Of GOP Thrones: Hard Head Rick Scott
In my new article “Game Of GOP Thrones: Hard Head Rick Scott,” I interrupt your regularly scheduled programming by “Ray Ban Rand Paul” to write about “The Night’s Governor,” Rick…
Game Of GOP Thrones: Bowed, Bent, And Broken War Hawks
My new column “Game Of GOP Thrones: Bowed, Bent, and Broken Wingnut” recaps the week in foreign policy blustering by the GOP Clown Car alongside quotes from the sixth episode…
GOP Avengers: Gilded Age Of Ultron (New James Rustad Article)
In the North American country of the United States of America, the GOP Avengers (Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, Scott Walker, Chris Christie, Carly Fiorina, and Rick Perry) raid a Libertarian…
Game Of GOP Thrones: The House Of Black And White Thinkers (New James Rustad Article With Songs)
Several prominent Republican politicians grab for power in a Battle Royale for the 2016 GOP Presidential nomination. In my new column, “Game of GOP Thrones: The House of Black and…