October 28. FBI Director James Comey releases a letter sent to the various House and Senate committees charged with investigating Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server.

“Oooh! We found more! They were on that pervert Anthony Weiner’s laptop. He was married to Huma Abedin, Hillary’s top assistant. Lock her up! Lock her up!”

Except, that Trumpian wet dream dried up this Sunday afternoon, a day and a half before the polls open.

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“Terribly sorry for getting everyone all riled up over nothing. Everybody carry on. Nothing to see here.”

Now Trump will need to change his stump speech. He’ll have to pull all those negative ads off the air.

Or, after fawning all over Comey and the FBI for ‘getting it right,” he will have to change his mind and claim the FBI is part of the massive conspiracy designed to “rig the election” against him.

Wah.

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Retired from his position as a writer/editor at the National Institutes of Health, Bill Schmalfeldt saw the willingness of a cadre of right wing idiots to destroy the life of an ex-con who had re-entered public life having served his time. He spoke out against this pack of hyenas and paid for it with false attacks on his own reputation and filthy, foul and profane mockery surrounding the death of his wife in 2015. Unbroken, Bill continues to write for Breitbart Unmasked and his private blog, http://theclintoniconoclast.com.
  • Hawker40

    Having gotten what he wanted out of the FBI, Mister Trump followed his standard procedure and cancelled payment on the check…