Our publisher is a cruel task master. His craggy face carries the scars of many battles. Wounded by sword and arrow, he is not a General to be taken lightly, and many nights our camps have been illuminated by the impaled, burning bodies of our enemies.

Yet, he has a sentimental side. He likes music.

So you look into the eyes (or, eye…) of our mighty publisher when he seeks a boon and tell him no. You can’t do it. You just can’t. At least, you’d better not.

So, by Imperial fiat, here are a few of his favorites (and they’d better be yours, too) that I have written, produced and performed over the recent years. You can show your appreciation by not murdering me or, if you are so inclined, by kicking into my Tip Jar.




 

FTG – by Stogie Carbuncle, featuring Grand Wizard AW

GRAB HER BY THE P—Y – by Stogie Carbuncle, featuring Tangerine Trump

YOU LOST A BILLION DOLLARS – by Stogie Carbuncle

SMILE, HILLARY! – by Stogie Carbuncle

BLACK AND/OR BLUE – by Stogie Carbuncle

HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD CHRIS CHRISTIE – by the Carbuncle Trio

(THOUGH I COULD NEVER KILL YOU) I’LL BE HAPPY WHEN YOU DIE – Stogie Carbuncle

YOU WERE READY (Requiem for Gail) – by Stogie Carbuncle

DO YOU HEAR THE WHITE FOLKS SING – (Parody of Les Miserables)

GOD BLESS OLD HOGGY — by Stogie Carbuncle

I ENJOY GROPING A BROAD – by The Fat Man

I KNOW WHAT BABES LIKE – by The Fat Man

ORANGEFINGER – by The Fat Man

By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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