You like your Volkswagens? Your Audis? Your Beemers?

Too damn bad. Trump says you can’t have one anymore.

Trump got a chilly reception at the NATO summit in Belgium after attacking fellow members. But he was caught pledging a battle with German automakers as part of his anger with “back dues” he feels the country owes to NATO. As CNN’s Jake Tapper noted Thursday, “Trump seems to think it’s like a country club.”

In a discussion about the country’s trade surplus, Trump said. “The Germans are evil, very evil.”

“Look at the millions of cars they sell in the US, and we’ll stop that,” sources told Der Spiegel.

Ach du lieber!

Fortunately, like much of everything Trump says, no one is lending any credence to the vainglorious toad or his croakings.

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