In this song, yours truly James Rustad plays the role of David Wildstein, Governor Christie’s former “muscle” at the Port Authority:

Governor Christie – Please don’t forget about me
Livingston High School Class of 1980
You act like you don’t even know my name
You were too busy playing varsity baseball games

I am not going to be your fall guy or patsy
Someone’s got to pay my legal bills and it won’t be me
I know what you did last summer
Shut down the GW Bridge – it was a major bummer

Whoop here we go – David Wildstein’s got a smoking gun
Whoop here we go – Governor Christie is on the run

Chorus: Christie, Christie Whatcha gonna do?
David Wildstein’s gonna roll on you!
Christie, Christie Whatcha gonna do?
Wally Edge is gonna flip on you!

This is what happens when you act like a big fat clown
They’re gonna impeach you and run you right out of town
I’ll be famous and you’ll live in shame for this gaffe
David Wildstein always gets the last laugh

Whoop here we go – David Wildstein’s got a smoking gun
Whoop here we go – Governor Christie is on the run

Chorus: Christie, Christie Whatcha gonna do?
David Wildstein’s gonna roll on you!
Christie, Christie Whatcha gonna do?
Wally Edge is gonna flip on you!

“Chris Christie, I know what you did last summer”
Lyrics and music by James Rustad, Copyright 2014.

By James Rustad

James Rustad is a songwriter/vocalist/guitarist based in the Tampa Bay (Florida) area. His political satire music has been featured in Breitbart Unmasked, The Washington Post, Seattle PI, Alaska Dispatch, Firebrand Progressives, Politicalgates, Inquisitr, AmandaCoyne.com, The Bergen Record, Air Occupy, and other top publications and media outlets. Check out www.jamesrustad.com for more catchy tunes, follow James on Twitter @jamesrustadsong, and like jamesrustadmusic on Facebook!

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