Trump’s button is the biggest button in the world. Nobody else’s button can even compare in magnitude and virility.

The world trembles in fear in the shadow of Trump’s button. His big, shiny, red button. His jolly, candy-like button.

Just like certain blog owners who brag, then reprint past blog posts re-bragging about their “minor league blogs” compared to other websites, nothing says “sexual security” like boasting about one’s button.

All in one day, Trump has button-boasted, threatened to withhold funding from the Palestinian Authority and Pakistan, made the Iranian peoples’ protest all about him, and proclaimed an awards-contest for The Most Dishonest and Corrupt Media.

No idea who’s gonna win that one. Is Trump giving us a clue?

Nope, nothing wrong here.

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