We opened our Twitter timeline this morning to find President Donald J. Trump taking credit for the fact that there were no commercial airline crashes in 2017.


Trump also called for the jailing of former FBI Director James Comey, former Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin, and others connected with the much-overblown Clinton e-mail brouhaha.

Somewhere on the globe, a Banana Republic Dictatorship is missing its leader. He’s in our Oval Office, pretending to be president.

In other news, we all know how strict Trump has been on enforcing the laws of nature, and we note that the sun rose every morning during 2017. Didn’t miss a day.

Thank you, dear leader.

By Langston Hews, Staff Writer

Always intensely subjective, passionate, keenly sensitive to beauty and possessed of an unfaltering musical sense, Langston Hews has given us a 'first book' that marks the opening of a career well worth watching.

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