The Pictures Speak For Themselves
King Donald and his entourage honored Pope Francis by agreeing to visit him in the Vatican today. These photos need no commentary.
She’s Just Not That Into You, Donald!
For the second day in a row, Melania Trump made it perfectly clear she’d rather touch a dead monkey’s eyeball than her husband. After video emerged of Melania quickly yanking…
Trump Asks Intel Chiefs to Declare ‘No Collusion’
According to a late-breaking story from the Washington Post: President Trump asked two of the nation’s top intelligence officials in March to help him push back against an FBI investigation…
Trump Denies Accusation Nobody Made
“Mom, if you notice one of the cookies missing, it wasn’t me.” When a person denies having done something that nobody accused one of doing, eyebrows go up. Donald Trump…
Public Display of Disaffection?
When Mr. and Mrs. Trump arrived in Israel today, the Donald reached over to take his wife by the hand. The Melania reactied as if he were trying to touch…
Michael Flynn Lied to Get Security Clearance, Congressman Says
As if he weren’t in enough trouble already. Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings told his committee chairman that the disgraced former National Security Advisor was not truthful in his application for…
I Made a Federal Case Out of It
I will be the first to admit. I have never filed a successful lawsuit. Every suit I’ve filed has been dismissed on one technicality or another. But the same can…
Trump Tells Rooskies Firing “Nut Job” Comey Takes Pressure Off Him
Took a little nap this aftenoon. Had a bizarre dream. In the dream, the New York Times reported that, while meeting with the Rooskies in the Oval Office, President Trump…
WAPO: Investigation Reaches Top White House Official
Oh, dear! The law enforcement investigation into possible coordination between Russia and the Trump campaign has identified a current White House official as a significant person of interest, showing that…
Texas Democrats Seek to Violate Sanctity of the Male Testicle
Democrats in the Texas State House, in an effort to counter the GOP’s efforts to insert the government into a woman’s vagina like a legislative tampon, are fighting back. They…