Our Peerless, Fearless Forecast for Election 2016
Using the CNN Interactive Electoral Map, and being as generous as humanly possible to Donald Trump, your humble editor predicts a 317-221 Electoral Vote for former Secretary of State Hillary…
Everyone Run For Your Lives! Trump Has Been Unshackled!
Donald Trump is no longer running against Hillary Clinton alone. He’s running against his own party. House Speaker Paul Ryan had the temerity to say that while he was not…
This Trump-Inspired Tune is Meant for Mature Audiences Only
We couldn’t help but notice there was a certain rhythm to Trump’s remarks recorded in 2005.
McCain Leads List of Top GOP Figures Dumping on Trump
We will update this list as needed. SENATORS (Current and Former): 14 HOUSE MEMBERS (Current and Former):17 GOVERNORS (Current and Former): 10 TOP LEVEL REPUBLICANS: 1 BUSINESS LEADERS: 2 MEDIA…
How In God’s Name Do You Lose a Billion Bucks in a Year?
The New York Times got three pages of Donald Trump’s 1995 Tax Returns. (My guess, mailed to the Times by Tiffany Trump, the little girl daddy never loved.) It showed…
Ten Things That Won’t Happen (But Might) in Tonight’s Debate
Not that tonight’s debate requires anymore drama or anticipation of drama, we here at Breitbart Unmasked have considered a list of 10 things that probably won’t, but might happen during…
“ALL BOW TO EMPEROR KANG… uh, I Mean TRUMP!”
There will be Hell to pay when Trump gets elected. You betcha, plenty! So sayeth Omarosa! “Every critic, every detractor, will have to bow down to President Trump,” she said.…
Dan Backer Apologizes for PAC Donor Privacy Attack
You know what’s a bad thing to do when you’re running a Super-PAC, especially one for a controversial candidate like Republican nominee Donald J. Trump? Saying the “N-word” on TV?…
Forget the Meaningless National Polls
Until such time as the United States becomes a nation where “we the People” actually elect the president, feel free to ignore the national polls. They are meaningless. If they…
Nothing ‘Deplorable’ About Pepper-Spraying a Teen Girl, Right?
(REPORTER’S NOTE: This event was first reported in Salon on March 30, 2016. It is every bit as deplorable as if it happened yesterday.) When you consider all the arglebargle…